It's true. Except another salt lick. This is mainly important for all my friends who happen to be birds in cages. Salt licks go a long way with them - even if there's no iodine & the birds get goiters.
Oh god is he still talking about salt? Wasn't he done with that dumbass salt show last week? I guess we should thank god he's not talking about Hurricane Ike.
Salt licks are however incredibly unimportant during this terrible hurricane season.
Oh christ!
I'm not just talking about hurricanes in the traditional "Ike" sense, but also in the non-traditional, non-western "typhoon" sense.
Great. Now he thinks there's something different about a typhoon. Next thing you know, he'll mention tidal waves & tsunamis.
For example, while your standard western hurricane creates tidal waves, typhoons produce what scientists call "tsunamis" (it rhymes with a video game manufacturer whose name escapes me).
Konami?
Hey, it just occurred to me that this is sort of like that "The Word" segment on The Colbert Report!
Oh god, you're right. Look, this whole blog thing - not to mention your own show - is derivative as all hell anyway - why not just plug last week's show & get the fug outta here.
You got it. Hey! Hurricane survivors & everyone else! Go listen to this week's Self Help Radio, which is about salt, yay! over at selfhelpradio.net! It's good for you in exactly the same way a hurricane is not!
Excellent. Wanna get a drink or something?
Yes!
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