Hello - no pun intended! - my name is Lucifer. You may know me as Satan, or the Prince of Darkness, or the Dandy of the Underworld - but you do know me. I have been asked by the not-terribly-saintly Gary to introduce this radio show he's done about my "hood" - Hell. So, here's his radio show.
Can I say how incorrectly he described where I live? It's not a vast fiery wasteland filled with tormented souls! It's more like a planned community, with gates, & lots of McMansions, the mortgages of which you'll never pay off. You know what John Milton (the realtor in Pasadena) said: "It's better to rent in heaven than to own in hell!" Pools of eternal flame are one of the perks.
Anyway, you'll be here soon enough so I won't keep you. Just be aware you can listen to this show at the hellishly dull Self Help Radio website, or, much like you can choose to end your life to come to me much faster than dying of old age (when you'll still come to me), you can listen to the show directly by choosing either part one or part two*. He puts a list of songs below for you to look at. I wouldn't! I'd put it in a room full of vipers. But I have a sense of style that Gary lacks.
Oh yes, I'll see you in hell!
kisses, Lucifer
*Remember, you'll need a username (which is SHR) & a password (which is selfhelp)!
It was so nice of him to write that! He's as nice as he's terrifying!
Happy Halloween!
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(part one)
"This Is Hell" Elvis Costello _Brutal Youth_
"This Could Be Hell" Funhouse _Out Of Control 7"_
"Go To Hell" Nina Simone _Nina Simone_
"Ain't It Hell Up In Harlem" Edwin Starr _Hell Up In Harlem_
"Hell" James Brown _Hell_
"(Don't Worry) If There's A Hell Below, We're All Going To Go" Curtis Mayfield _Curtis_
"Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory & Limbo" George Carlin _Class Clown_
"There's A Place In Hell For Me & My Friends" Morrissey _Kill Uncle_
"Hellbound" The Breeders _Pod_
"Highway To Hell" Ed Kuepper _The Wheelie Bin Affair_
"Aloha From Hell" The Cramps _A Date With Elvis_
(part two)
"Straight To Hell" Betse Ellis _High Moon Order_
"Everything Goes To Hell" Tom Waits _Blood Money_
"A Season In Hell" The Would-Be-Goods _Brief Lives_
"Heaven & Hell" The Who _Live At The BBC_
"Private Hell" The Jam _Setting Sons_
"Solid Gold Hell" The Scientists _Absolute_
"All Hell Breaks Loose" The Misfits _Walk Among Us_
"Hell" Streetlight Manifesto _99 Songs Of Revolution Volume One_
"New Maps Of Hell" Ron House _New Wave As The Next Guy: The Moses Carry Out & Twisted Shouts Years, 1978-1981_
"Gidget Goes To Hell" Suburban Lawns _Gidget Goes To Hell_
"A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Hell (I Got Saved, Saved, Saved)" Sammy Hall _A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Hell (I Got Saved, Saved, Saved)_
"New Face In Hell" The Fall _The Complete Peel Sessions 1978-2004_
"Season In Hell" Dum Dum Girls _End Of Daze_
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