Self Help Radio 012615: Crows

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At the end of yesterday's show, I walked out to my car, feeling, of course, that I had totally screwed up another two hours of radio.  There were two crows waiting for me.

"What?  What do you want?" I cried.

There was no response.  I walked toward where the car was parked.

There were three more crows on my car.  The other two joined them.

"For fuck's sake," I said.  "Just tell me what you want!"

Finally, one of them said to me, in a very condescending caw, "Your show today was terrible.  But.  There are so few radio shows about crows.  So.  We'll let this go for now."

It sounded like they were snickering as they flew away.  Can birds snicker?  Maybe.  What they can do is shit all over your car.

At last you can hear the radio show that made crows shit on my car!  This week's show is now available at the Self Help Radio website.  It's two hours long, so split into two parts.  What's in the two parts is listed below.

Enjoy! (?)

(part one)

"Crows" Gothic Archies _The Tragic Treasury: Songs From A Series Of Unfortunate Events_
"Hey Crow" The Li'l Hospital _Heavy Metal_
"Mambo Del Crow" Shorty Rogers & His Giants _Short Stops_

"Old Black Crow In The Hickory Nut Tree" The Allen Brothers _Allen Brothers, Vol. 1: 1927-1930_
"The Flying Crow" Black Ivory King _Country Blues Classics, Vol. 1_
"Crow Jane" Skip James _Blues From The Delta_
"The Fox & The Crow" Melody Masters _The Fox & The Crow_

"Yo Ho The Crow" Leona Anderson _Music To Suffer By_
"The Crow" Joseph Spence _Happy All The Time_
"Black Crow Blues" Bob Dylan _Another Side Of Bob Dylan_
"Poor Old Crow" Mike & Peggy Seeger _American Folksongs For Children_
"Black Crow" Joni Mitchell _Hejira_

"Black Crow" Linda Hoyle _Pieces Of Me_
"Ice Cream For Crow" Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band _Ice Cream For Crow_

(part two)

"Crow" The Jim Carroll Band _Catholic Boy_
"The Black Crow Knows" Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians _Element Of Light_
"Buzzards & Dreadful Crows" James Husband _Sing For Your Meat: A Tribute To Guided By Voices_

"Black Crow King" Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds _The Firstborn Is Dead_
"Buzzards & Crows" Dirty Pretty Things _Romance At Short Notice_
"A Murder Of Crows" The Green Pajamas _Book Of Hours_

"Black Crow" Anyways _Older Than Yesterday_
"Crow" Deerhoof _Holdy Paws_
"Look A Bleached Coral Faced Crow With Jewels For Eyes" Bearsuit _Oh:io_
"Blackcrow Hits Shoe Shine City" Rain Tree Crow _Rain Tree Crow_

"Crows" Bishop Allen _Lights Out_
"Crows" Modey Lemon _Thunder + Lightning_