Random thoughts & other unrelated information from the dude who does "Self Help Radio" - a radio show which originated in Austin, Texas & now makes noise in Portland, Oregon. Listen to new & old shows & look at playlists at selfhelpradio.net.
Sunday, December 20, 2020
Preface To A Very Self Help Radio Christmas 2020: Chestnuts
Saturday, December 19, 2020
It Goes Over The Nose?
When it's all said & done, & we've properly mourned the hundreds of thousands of deaths, most of which might have been prevented with strong leadership & a trust in science & medicine, we can look back with some humor at the dumbshits who endangered so many lives by not just refusing to wear a mask, but who wore one albeit incorrectly.
My own collection of stories will probably include the fellow inexplicably allowed into the Costco with a visor attached to the front of his baseball cap. You heard me correctly. He just stuck a plastic sheet to the front of his cap - the rim of it, you understand - & some Costco employee was like, yeah, that's cool. Had I stood next to the guy, I could have turned & started coughing & my spittle would have covered his face were he staring ahead. No protection on the sides. It wasn't a real face shield. It was obviously no mask.
There are more, they enrage me each time. The family of five walking in the park, no masks. The iconoclasts who wear their masks at the entrance of the store but take them off once inside. The perennial favorite, the mask under the nose. There will be time for these stories & more.
Thousands die each day, even as the promise of vaccines has arrived. There'll be a time when we look back & wonder how we did lived through it when so many did not. & we'll hopefully then have turned as much of our disgust into mild amusement as possible. Oh! What a grand time it will be.
Friday, December 18, 2020
Photographs Of Places I've Lived # 15: Fairfield Ln
Thursday, December 17, 2020
Self Help Radio 121520: Gary's Favorite Releases 2020
Monday, December 14, 2020
Whither Gary's Favorite Releases 2020?
Sunday, December 13, 2020
Preface To Gary's Favorite Releases Of 2020:
It's that time of year again! The time for me to get angry at the hubris of "best of" lists. But not this year!
Hasn't 2020 been enough of a shitshow? I don't even want to repost my old screed about why best of lists are disingenuous at best, arrogant & annoying at worst. So I'm not going to. The show this week is a chance for me to share in one place the stuff I've been listening to most this year. I know many folks won't consider it "the best." Heck, most people won't even like it.
What I have been missing is all the live music I could've seen. I hope that comes back. I have tickets to a concert in August 2021! If the venue is still there, I mean.
See? Shitshow! Let's celebrate the music instead of grumbling.
Saturday, December 12, 2020
Photographs Of Places I've Lived # 14: Red River St
Friday, December 11, 2020
Sorry I Missed Today
Today is tomorrow. I forgot to write in this yesterday. Well, not forgot. I remembered but then didn't do it. I know it says this was written yesterday (Friday) but that's because Blogger lets you cheat & back-date your posts. Take it from me, it's the day after yesterday, which is today, but yesterday it was tomorrow. I am currently writing this in my present, which is in this blog's future, if you believe it was written yesterday, although, again, it was written Saturday which is today for me, tomorrow for this post, & I suppose both for you, as I am confessing & giving the game away. Anyway. Sorry I forgot to write this. Let me write this & then back-date it so it appears I didn't forget to write it at all. Also, I appear to have fallen into some kind of time hole. I may not be back. I am already back. I have always been back.
Tuesday, December 08, 2020
Self Help Radio 120820: Geese
Monday, December 07, 2020
Whither A Show About Geese?
Sunday, December 06, 2020
Saturday, December 05, 2020
Photographs Of Places I've Lived # 13: Chateau Depew
Friday, December 04, 2020
December 1st On The 4th
Self Help Radio's resident cinephile Chuck appeared on this week's show with recommendations for movies that were released on December 1st throughout time & space - he mentioned films released in countries other than the United States. But what if you missed the segment? Never fear! Chuck has provided us with resources:
Here is his Twitter thread in which he discusses the movies (& other stuff) he's watching. The pinned tweet is where the discussion is.
He created not only one but two Youtube playlists for the event. The first is the list of releases he found there. (With the caveat that they are not all recommended!) The second is a shortened list, more finely honed. He does add it's a "work in progress"!
He's also continuing to work on the reviews he has on Letterboxd. Pair this with the Youtube playlist & determine what you'd like to watch!
It can be December 1st for as long as you'd like. If it were your birthday as it was my wife's, you'd doubtless want it to continue for as long as possible.
Chuck will return to Chuck's Happily Unsophisticated Cinema Korner for the Christmas show in a couple of weeks, but you should follow him on Twitter because he keeps up with what he's watching in real time.
Much thanks, Chuck!
Tuesday, December 01, 2020
Self Help Radio 120120: Magda's Birthday Show 2020
Monday, November 30, 2020
Whither Magda's Birthday Show 2020
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Preface To Magda's Birthday Show 2020: Three Hours Of Birthday Songs
This year, because Self Help Radio is now three hours long (what have I done to deserve this) I had to find lots more birthday songs than usual. Last year I decided to reach back into the past & play birthday songs I already played & also birthday interviews & bits I had already made. Not so this year!
Three hours of birthday songs. Something I always say in these posts is some variation of "there aren't as many birthday songs as there are Christmas songs but the ratio of good to bad birthday songs is really quite close to the ratio of good to bad Christmas songs." I do in fact have a folder filled with nearly two hundred birthdays songs which I don't find awful but don't know if I'd play them on a birthday show.
Three hours of birthday songs. If I drop those songs into iTunes, it tells me that that's over eleven hours of music. Of, nearly four episodes of Self Help Radio. Since every episode is three hours long.
Three hours of birthday songs. & that doesn't even count a bunch of songs I have that mention birthdays but aren't really about birthdays. I have a few of those. Also I have songs I've collected from this year which I haven't listened to yet. Which I probably won't get to listen to because I have to start putting the show together now! Hours ago! Days ago!
Three hours of birthday songs. Holy shit. Three hours of birthday songs. I certainly hope my wife appreciates it. Oh wait. She'll sleep through it. But then why do I...?
Oh why do I do anything.
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Drinking From A Deep Welles
The other day I found this cleverly animated YouTube video an associate of Stan Lee made featuring the comic icon saying bad words. I suspect there are tons of recordings like this of famous people being profane, & there are some which have been withheld because it would be bad for the person involved but perhaps we'll hear them after that famous person leaves his current job. Maybe they should release it now - he's not really doing his job anymore anyway.
My first large-scale introduction to this - well, it may have been Negativland's U2 single - but I recall getting a copy of the collection Celebrities At Their Worst! sometime in the mid-90s. I'm not sure if it was supposed to change my mind about any of the celebrities - John Wayne is a racist dick? I would never have suspected - but what it did do is introduce me to one of my great obsessions. & that is the track which was called on the CD (if I remember it correctly) "Orson Welles Pissing Away His Talent."
Above I chose not to embed the Stan Lee video, but I'll embed this:
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It's a cleverly animated collection of those Orson Welles outtakes. I love them so much. I wish I could tell you why. I have them memorized like a favorite song. I wish there were an entire album that proceeded in the same manner. One time on Facebook I wrote this:
There are people out there who would swoon to the discovery of a lost John Lennon song, or a mid-60s Dylan recording session previously unknown, or Bowie tracks recorded but never released in the mid-70s, but for me I'd be utterly ecstatic if someone found just three more minutes of outtakes of Orson Welles getting pissy & haughty while doing shitty, humiliating radio commercials.
It's absolutely true.
Friday, November 27, 2020
Photographs Of Places I've Lived # 12: Avenue A
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Self Help Radio 112420: Glam & Glamour
Yes, last night's Self Help Radio featured little - if any - actual glam music. A listener - who asked me to play David Bowie & I didn't - said he did hear some glam influence. Which I guess is possible if one is writing a song about glam.
But the show was also about glamour! Which comes from glam. Which reminds me, why is it glamour with a u but glamorous without a u? & isn't it weird to write "a u." Since the letter u is a vowel, you feel visually it would be more correct to write "an u." But since the letter u is pronounced "you" (or sometimes "yew") (& often "yoo" as in "yoo hoo!") & there's a consonant in the pronounced world, we have what I call the "hard article" a rather than the "soft article" an. Which is also why we say "give me an m, Pat" on Wheel Of Fortune when clearly it sound be a m, because m is a consonant. & by the way, I don't mean a m like "ante meridiem" & don't even get me started as to where it's even possible for noon to be 12 pm - which is to say "post meridiem" since "meridiem" means "noon." 12 am could be either noon or midnight in this scenario & what a headache that would be.
Was I supposed to be talking about something else? Oh yeah, my new etymologically-based stand-up is coming to a YouTube near me sometime never. Also, this week's show can be listened to if you want.
The glam & glamour show is at the Self Help Radio website now or whenever you're ready. Please remember that you'll need a username - which is "SHR" - & a password - which is "selfhelp" - without the quotation marks - to listen. It's nearly three hours long! It gets kinda tedious. Sorry. What happens on the show is detailed below.
Self Help Radio Glam & Glamour Show
"Glam" Icehouse _Primitive Man_
"This Is The Glam" New Wet Kojak _This Is The Glamorous_
"Glam!" Leila K _Carousel_
introduction & definitions
"Glamour Girl" T-Bone Walker _The Original Source_
"Glamour Girl" Tony Lake _Teen Town U.S.A. Volume 9_
"Glamour Girl" Harvey Scales & The Seven Sounds _Back Then One More Time_
"Glamour Girl" Harold Hopkins _Big City Soul 4: 60 Northern Soul Classics_
"Glamour Girl" Chicks On Speed _Chicks On Speed Will Save Us All!_
interview with the Rev Dr Howard Gently
"Glamorous" Gary Myrick _Language_
"The Glamorous Life" Sheila E _In The Glamorous Life_
"The Glamorous Life" Cool C _I Gotta Habit_
"Glamorous Life" Lolly Pop _Lolly Pop_
"Glamorous Nights" Stevans _Rupture_
interview with "appalachian glam" designer Rock Hart
"Glam Saved The Day" Pocket Rockets _Love Or Perish_
"Glam Racket" The Fall _The Infotainment Scan_
"Glam Rock Cops" Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine _Straw Donkey... The Singles_
"Trash Glam Baby" The Boomtown Rats _Citizens Of Boomtown_
"Glam Slam" Prince _Lovesexy_
interview with glam expert Madeline Bowie
"Glamour Gap" Marine Research _Sounds From The Gulf Stream_
"Glamour & Glitz" A Tribe Called Quest _The Show (Original Soundtrack)_
"Ice (As If She Could Steal A Piece Of My Glamour)" Alec Empire _The Golden Foretaste Of Heaven_
"Glamour Job" Bulldogs _Top Tiers_
"French Man Glam Gang" Luke Haines & Peter Buck _Beat Poetry For Survivalists_
interview with Glamorous Magazine editor & publisher Dame Edwina Boogles-Smyth
Ned Dry presents Portland recording artists Lieutenant Corporal McCheese
"You (Chunka, Chunka) Were Glamorous" The Legend _Creation Soup Volume One_
"Glamourous" Jetlag _9:15 To Nowhere_
"Glamour Girl" Louie Austen _Iguana_
"The Glamour Chase" The Associates _Wild & Lonely_
"Shamrock Glamrock" The Bundles _The Bundles_
the penultimate airbreak (nothing special happens)
"My Glamorous Mother" The Gonks _Five Things You Didn't Know About The Gonks_
"Astral Glamour" Homosexuals _Astral Glamour_
"Glamour" Low Life _Downer Edn_
"Be Glamorous" Charlie Boyer & The Voyeurs _Clarietta_
"Money Fame Glitz Glamour" Joy & Revolution _Love Is Kind_
conclusion & goodbye
"Glamour & Glory Blues" Curtis Jones _Complete Recorded Works In Chronological Order Volume 4_
"So Glamorous" Sam Cooke _The Complete Singles 1956-1962_
"Chip Pan Glam" The Understudies _Indietracks 2009: An Indiepop Compilation_
"Hand Glams" Ty Segall _$Ingle$ 2_
"The Glam Dicenn" Julian Cope _Floored Genius 4: Brain Donor_
Monday, November 23, 2020
Whither Glam & Glamour?
Sunday, November 22, 2020
Preface To Glam & Glamour: A Shameful Confession
(Aren't all confessions a bit shameful? Or can you imagine a shameless confession?)
The reason the show this week has a two part theme is:
1) The fear that there wouldn't be enough songs about "glam" alone or "glamour" alone &
2) The fear that if I played songs about "glam" it would somehow not fit the theme "glamour" because of
3) The fear that someone listening might not know "glam" is short for "glamour" so
4) It's really just one theme said two different ways but that's not a reason I'll end with
5) Three hours is a really long time to do a radio show & the more themes in more parts I have
6) The more likely it is that I'll actually fill three hours.
That's all. I really need to get to bed now. I am nowhere near finished with this show so tomorrow is gonna suuuuuuuuuck.
& no, I don't mean for you having to listen to the show, I meant for me having to put the show together.
Although...
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Photographs Of Places I've Lived # 11: 40th Street
Friday, November 20, 2020
One Last Look Back At The Unknown
You might have missed it, but Self Help Radio's resident cinephile Chuck, whose segment Chuck's Happily Unsophisticated Cinema Korner appears on the show, left you some links in case you wanted to see some of the things he talked about on this week's segment. They were in the comments below the entry, but here they are in the actual blog, so you don't have to squint to read them.
Here is his Twitter thread in which he discusses the movies (& other stuff) he's watching. Very informative!
Even more helpful is his Youtube playlist of the things he watched.
Finally, he has a series of short reviews he collects over on Letterboxd, should you wish to read his thoughts about the things he watched.
This is so cool! I hope you think so too! Chuck will be back in a week or so with another segment. Follow him on Twitter because he details his preparation before the show!




















