You've seen this, right? It's a nice Alfred Hitchcock mindfuck from the late 1940s which was the first of four movies Stewart made with Hitchcock. That's a nice tagline up there - "Nothing ever held you like Alfred Hitchcock's ROPE"!
This post isn't about that movie. It's about Jimmy Stewart.
I became a fan of James Stewart late, having only seen It's A Wonderful Life in my first or second year of college.
Hey! I preferred animated Christmas specials when I was a kid! & I still haven't seen A Christmas Story!
Seeing "It's A Wonderful Life" began for me a period of watching Jimmy Stewart movies & especially movies Stewart made with Frank Capra. I came to admire how sincere & likable he was & how he seemed to embody the values that Capra championed in his films. (My favorite Capra movie with Stewart is You Can't Take It With You; my favorite non-Capra Stewart performance at the time may be his turn as a reluctant bad-ass in Destry Rides Again.)
Stewart's later Hitchock & westerns work - which I did enjoy - didn't touch me as much, but every Christmas during my 20s, I would see "It's A Wonderful Life" & say to myself, "I should write him a letter & just say thank you for how much his work has moved me." I said that recently about DeForest Kelley, & I'll probably say it again at some point when someone I adore dies - for some reason I never get around to writing those letters. But I found out some things toward the end of Stewart's life (he died in the late 90s, & there were a million tabloid headlines on a weekly basis for a few years with the lines, "Jimmy Stewart's Tragic Last ________") that made me hesitant to write that letter.
Which is stupid, I know. I didn't love the movies he was in, or his performances in them, any less, with this new information. Besides, an actor, like any artist, can sometimes betray his or her principles with their creation. They are simply being the best of what they can be.
The big thing was that he was a Republican. Not just any Republican, neither. He was a hardcore party man. He supported Barry Goldwater in 1964! He campaigned for Nixon! He was happy his pal Reagan became President!
You might not feel the same way I do - you might agree with him, or be apolitical - but man it gave me pause. The guy who played George Bailey supported Goldwater?
Another thing: he wrote poetry.
Okay, I'm just kidding about the second one. But there was a time when he'd appear on television talk shows, & in that voice, he'd read kinda banal rhyming stories. It made those of us who wanted to write real poetry wince to hear the singsong crap Stewart was reading on the Mike Douglas Show (when we should've been wincing at our self-importance).
It's funny to later have come to be moved by it. I remember seeing him read the poem to his dog on the Tonight Show (probably in reruns) & rolling my eyes - but then, that was before I had lost a dog that meant the world to me. (You can see Stewart reading the poem here & be warned: it'll probably make you cry.)
As usual, I've lost my train of thought. Oh I guess I wanted to say that I missed my chance - he died & I never sat down to write a letter. & I wanted to say that I am less affected by weird facts about artists & their oddball religious/political personal information. I don't let the fact that finding out some star I like is part of a wacky religion affect how I feel about their performances, & I'm hardly ever surprised when a musician or writer turns out to be the opposite of how, through their work, I perceived them. (Like, did you know Woody Guthrie's son is a Republican?)
I often learn things from songs in simple ways. In the Throwing Muses tune "Fear," Kristin Hersh sings, "This is much better than me, okay?" I have always interpreted that line as meaning, "This song - these things I create - are always going to be better than anything I am as a flawed human being."
It's helpful (at least for me) to think about artists in that way, & so, more than half a lifetime after weeping at the end of "It's A Wonderful Life," I can reconcile the creations Jimmy Stewart was involved with & the strangely conservative real person he was.
Random thoughts & other unrelated information from the dude who does "Self Help Radio" - a radio show which originated in Austin, Texas & now makes noise in Portland, Oregon. Listen to new & old shows & look at playlists at selfhelpradio.net.
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Post-Birthday Blooz
It's weird, tonight we watched a couple of shows - Sunday's Girls & tonight's New Girl - & both were about birthdays. Birthdays of the main characters. In the shows, friends planned parties for them - in the former show, the main character knew about it; in the latter, it was a surprise. Is it weird I am a little envious?
I wouldn't let anyone try to throw me a party these days, so it would perhaps have to be a surprise party if it were going to happen, but I have expressed dislike about surprise parties, so my wife, perhaps the only person who'd be able to plan one here in Lexington, wouldn't do it, fearing it would make me mad or otherwise irk me.
But such is the nature of the human brain that, even though I know, I really know, that neither option would appeal to me - no like me the surprise, & I probably would dread a party where I am the center of attention - heck, I am a little weirded out by simple Facebook birthday wishes! - my brain still would have liked some kind of to-do.
Trying to understand this is like the central issue of existentialism - the whole "bang your fist against the wall because you can, not because it will make a difference" thing. I put that in quotes, by the way, not because it is a quote, but because that's one of things I say when I am trying to explain existentialism to people.
I am taking this from Dostoevsky:
Merciful Heavens! but what do I care for the laws of nature and arithmetic, when, for some reason I dislike those laws and the fact that twice two makes four? Of course I cannot break through the wall by battering my head against it if I really have not the strength to knock it down, but I am not going to be reconciled to it simply because it is a stone wall and I have not the strength.
But you knew that. I guess it's the same thing for birthdays. Just because I don't like birthday celebrations doesn't mean I don't want to suffer through them.
Oh! It occurs to me now that that's how some might think of my show.
I wouldn't let anyone try to throw me a party these days, so it would perhaps have to be a surprise party if it were going to happen, but I have expressed dislike about surprise parties, so my wife, perhaps the only person who'd be able to plan one here in Lexington, wouldn't do it, fearing it would make me mad or otherwise irk me.
But such is the nature of the human brain that, even though I know, I really know, that neither option would appeal to me - no like me the surprise, & I probably would dread a party where I am the center of attention - heck, I am a little weirded out by simple Facebook birthday wishes! - my brain still would have liked some kind of to-do.
Trying to understand this is like the central issue of existentialism - the whole "bang your fist against the wall because you can, not because it will make a difference" thing. I put that in quotes, by the way, not because it is a quote, but because that's one of things I say when I am trying to explain existentialism to people.
I am taking this from Dostoevsky:
Merciful Heavens! but what do I care for the laws of nature and arithmetic, when, for some reason I dislike those laws and the fact that twice two makes four? Of course I cannot break through the wall by battering my head against it if I really have not the strength to knock it down, but I am not going to be reconciled to it simply because it is a stone wall and I have not the strength.
But you knew that. I guess it's the same thing for birthdays. Just because I don't like birthday celebrations doesn't mean I don't want to suffer through them.
Oh! It occurs to me now that that's how some might think of my show.
Monday, January 20, 2014
Happy Birthday To Me!
Today is my 46th birthday, &, as usual, people who are far more accomplished & infinitely more important than I will ever be get the spotlight. Happy MLK Day!
I share my birthday will lots of luminaries, whose work I appreciate & whose shadow I will always live under. First of all, there's Lead Belly, whose birthday may also be January 23, but I'm glad to share it with those guys. What a giant in the world of music! More than an influence, Lead Belly appears to have been a force of nature!
There's also George Burns, a comedian so old & omnipresent through my youth & adolescence I'm still a little startled that he's no longer with us.
It's the birthday of Federico Fellini, a filmmaker whose works I should return to, whose magnificent creativity I could never hope to emulate.
& it's DeForest Kelley's birthday, & he is one of the main reasons I love Star Trek so much. I know he was very beloved in his lifetime, but I always wanted to meet him & tell him how great he was.
The suave Slim Whitman was born this day. I haven't explored his music much, though I have a couple of collections. He's someone I associate with late-night television ads selling "greatest hits" packages from the 1970s & 80s. Boy, I wish I could pull off that moustache.
Actress Patricia Neal was born on this day, & she's a familiar face in lots of old movies. As was comedian Arte Johnson, whom I came to love from Laugh-In repeats I watched in my youth. & then there's Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon & possessor of a great punch. (You've seen the clip, right?) & I deeply admire much of the work of the great David Lynch, also born of this day.
Finally - there's more of course, you can see the names of births & deaths & event from the day on Wikipedia, there's someone whose show I watch weekly whom I find admirable: Bill Maher. He's such a fascinating figure, & one with whom I have some big disagreements - but I confess I respect him a lot.
The wife just said, "Too bad you don't believe in astrology." I think, actually, my name added to this list of luminaries would only make me a non-believer if I did!
I share my birthday will lots of luminaries, whose work I appreciate & whose shadow I will always live under. First of all, there's Lead Belly, whose birthday may also be January 23, but I'm glad to share it with those guys. What a giant in the world of music! More than an influence, Lead Belly appears to have been a force of nature!
There's also George Burns, a comedian so old & omnipresent through my youth & adolescence I'm still a little startled that he's no longer with us.
It's the birthday of Federico Fellini, a filmmaker whose works I should return to, whose magnificent creativity I could never hope to emulate.
& it's DeForest Kelley's birthday, & he is one of the main reasons I love Star Trek so much. I know he was very beloved in his lifetime, but I always wanted to meet him & tell him how great he was.
The suave Slim Whitman was born this day. I haven't explored his music much, though I have a couple of collections. He's someone I associate with late-night television ads selling "greatest hits" packages from the 1970s & 80s. Boy, I wish I could pull off that moustache.
Actress Patricia Neal was born on this day, & she's a familiar face in lots of old movies. As was comedian Arte Johnson, whom I came to love from Laugh-In repeats I watched in my youth. & then there's Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon & possessor of a great punch. (You've seen the clip, right?) & I deeply admire much of the work of the great David Lynch, also born of this day.
Finally - there's more of course, you can see the names of births & deaths & event from the day on Wikipedia, there's someone whose show I watch weekly whom I find admirable: Bill Maher. He's such a fascinating figure, & one with whom I have some big disagreements - but I confess I respect him a lot.
The wife just said, "Too bad you don't believe in astrology." I think, actually, my name added to this list of luminaries would only make me a non-believer if I did!
Friday, January 17, 2014
Self Help Radio 011714: The Smelly Show
P U! Oh man, this radio show is stinking up the place! Well, what did you expect - it's Self Help Radio's smelly show. & it is ripe.
You can listen to it now of course at the Self Help Radio website or there are direct links here: part I & part II. The songs I played are below.
Sorry about this. I need deodorant & mouthwash. Whew.
(part one)
"The Sense Of Smell" PBNJBuchanan _What Died In Here?_
"Stinky Stuff" Kimya Dawson _I'm Sorry That Sometimes I'm Mean_
"What's That I Smell" The Famous Hokum Boys _Vol. 2 1930 - 1931_
"I Smell A Rat" Big Mama Thornton _The Original Hound Dog_
"I Like Stinky Cheese" Dick "Two Ton" Baker _The Music Of Dick "Two Ton" Baker_
"Smell Of Incense" Southwest FOB _Smell Of Incense_
"Odorono" Petra Haden _Petra Haden Sings: The Who Sell Out_
"Case Study: Buffum's Fragrance Counter" Drs. Carter & Gourley _Superego Volume 3, Episode 9_
"Stinking Drunk" Big Black _Atomizer_
"The Scent Of You" Starlet _Stay On My Side_
"Mr. Stinky" Ballbusters _No Hang Ups_
"Stinky Poodle" Tangela Tricoli _Garageaholic, Psychedelic Outsider Music!_
"Simple & Fragrant" Gilmore Tamny _All Is Fair In Love & Chickfactor: CF Mixtape 1_
(part two)
"Smells Like Cartoon Planet" Space Ghost _Musical Bar-B-Que_
"Smells" Richard Pryor _Richard Pryor_
"Smelly Tongues" The Residents _Meet The Residents_
"Sigh's Smell Of Farewell" Cocteau Twins _Love's Easy Tears_
"The Fragrance Aroma" Muslimgauze _Izlamaphobia_
"New Car Scent" Hospital Bombers _At Budokan_
"Buddy Odor Is A Gas" Gruppo Sportivo _10 Mistakes / Buddy Odor Is A Gas_
"We Smell Fear" Birds With Ears _Youth In Asia_
"Stinkfoot" Frank Zappa _Apostrophe_
"Smelly Water" Chumbawumba/Negativland _The ABCs Of Anarchism_
"Deodorant" Tall Dwarfs _The Sky Above, The Mud Below_
You can listen to it now of course at the Self Help Radio website or there are direct links here: part I & part II. The songs I played are below.
Sorry about this. I need deodorant & mouthwash. Whew.
(part one)
"The Sense Of Smell" PBNJBuchanan _What Died In Here?_
"Stinky Stuff" Kimya Dawson _I'm Sorry That Sometimes I'm Mean_
"What's That I Smell" The Famous Hokum Boys _Vol. 2 1930 - 1931_
"I Smell A Rat" Big Mama Thornton _The Original Hound Dog_
"I Like Stinky Cheese" Dick "Two Ton" Baker _The Music Of Dick "Two Ton" Baker_
"Smell Of Incense" Southwest FOB _Smell Of Incense_
"Odorono" Petra Haden _Petra Haden Sings: The Who Sell Out_
"Case Study: Buffum's Fragrance Counter" Drs. Carter & Gourley _Superego Volume 3, Episode 9_
"Stinking Drunk" Big Black _Atomizer_
"The Scent Of You" Starlet _Stay On My Side_
"Mr. Stinky" Ballbusters _No Hang Ups_
"Stinky Poodle" Tangela Tricoli _Garageaholic, Psychedelic Outsider Music!_
"Simple & Fragrant" Gilmore Tamny _All Is Fair In Love & Chickfactor: CF Mixtape 1_
(part two)
"Smells Like Cartoon Planet" Space Ghost _Musical Bar-B-Que_
"Smells" Richard Pryor _Richard Pryor_
"Smelly Tongues" The Residents _Meet The Residents_
"Sigh's Smell Of Farewell" Cocteau Twins _Love's Easy Tears_
"The Fragrance Aroma" Muslimgauze _Izlamaphobia_
"New Car Scent" Hospital Bombers _At Budokan_
"Buddy Odor Is A Gas" Gruppo Sportivo _10 Mistakes / Buddy Odor Is A Gas_
"We Smell Fear" Birds With Ears _Youth In Asia_
"Stinkfoot" Frank Zappa _Apostrophe_
"Smelly Water" Chumbawumba/Negativland _The ABCs Of Anarchism_
"Deodorant" Tall Dwarfs _The Sky Above, The Mud Below_
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Whither A Smelly Show?
I feel weird writing this because I actually have finished the show. I think the end product is tolerable. It's not all that great, actually. But I did record it live, & only made a couple of edits to my airbreaks. But they were to try to make it funny.
These are the things that I've never liked about radio that I miss: underwriting, legal IDs, station promos. Inevitably I feel like they take precious time away from the music I want to play or the dumb things I want to say. But they do give structure to the show - if you have to play an underwriting grant at a quarter past the hour, you learn (as a deejay) to make sure you don't play a super-long track or you learn to not schedule an airbreak around it. (By the way, the FCC would be fine if you played a super-long track. You're not supposed to let underwriting interrupt regularly schedule programming. But it's always felt weird to me, since it's a legal agreement the station has entered into with the donor business.) For my new shows, I'll have fake underwriting & probably-not-funny skits I've made myself to help break up the tedium. I understand I am only doing them, though, because I am used to all the required station stuff from my recent experience.
Well, also, I'm trying to be funny.
Anyway, I did the show today & it'll be up on the website in about twelve hours. It's somewhat important to me that I make a new show available at the same time every week, so I will stick to that schedule. I hope someone downloads & listens to it, & it would be great for some feedback.
By the way, "you suck!" is not terribly constructive. Although that has never stopped my mother from saying it to me every day since third grade.
As I mention in one of the airbreaks you can hear tomorrow - to answer the usually rhetorical question that headlines the blog-before-the-show: I have three beagles & three cats. I know a thing or two about smelly. Why not share my experience with an easy-to-offend world?
These are the things that I've never liked about radio that I miss: underwriting, legal IDs, station promos. Inevitably I feel like they take precious time away from the music I want to play or the dumb things I want to say. But they do give structure to the show - if you have to play an underwriting grant at a quarter past the hour, you learn (as a deejay) to make sure you don't play a super-long track or you learn to not schedule an airbreak around it. (By the way, the FCC would be fine if you played a super-long track. You're not supposed to let underwriting interrupt regularly schedule programming. But it's always felt weird to me, since it's a legal agreement the station has entered into with the donor business.) For my new shows, I'll have fake underwriting & probably-not-funny skits I've made myself to help break up the tedium. I understand I am only doing them, though, because I am used to all the required station stuff from my recent experience.
Well, also, I'm trying to be funny.
Anyway, I did the show today & it'll be up on the website in about twelve hours. It's somewhat important to me that I make a new show available at the same time every week, so I will stick to that schedule. I hope someone downloads & listens to it, & it would be great for some feedback.
By the way, "you suck!" is not terribly constructive. Although that has never stopped my mother from saying it to me every day since third grade.
As I mention in one of the airbreaks you can hear tomorrow - to answer the usually rhetorical question that headlines the blog-before-the-show: I have three beagles & three cats. I know a thing or two about smelly. Why not share my experience with an easy-to-offend world?
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Preface To A Smelly Show: Who You Calling Smelly, Stinky?
I live with three dogs & three cats. I know a thing or two about stinkiness.
Maybe there's a better question: how can we make a radio show about smells smell good? Or bad? Or at all?
John Waters had the idea of Odorama for one of his movies. It's funny, I thought that it happened for more than one movie. Anyway, there was a card given out to folks at the theater & numbers would flash on the screen relating to one of the scratch & sniff options. Viola! You got to smell what you saw.
It's too late for me to prepare such a thing - so of course this week's show will not be in odorama or audio-smell or whatever. But wouldn't it be great if it was?
Although to be honest, the smell of death is pretty close to the smell of flatulence. & I may have songs about both.
Maybe there's a better question: how can we make a radio show about smells smell good? Or bad? Or at all?
John Waters had the idea of Odorama for one of his movies. It's funny, I thought that it happened for more than one movie. Anyway, there was a card given out to folks at the theater & numbers would flash on the screen relating to one of the scratch & sniff options. Viola! You got to smell what you saw.
It's too late for me to prepare such a thing - so of course this week's show will not be in odorama or audio-smell or whatever. But wouldn't it be great if it was?
Although to be honest, the smell of death is pretty close to the smell of flatulence. & I may have songs about both.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Tumblr Addiction
Hi, my name is Gary, & I spend way too much time jumping from Tumblr blog to Tumblr blog laughing at nonsense.
According to Wikipedia, Tumblr was developed starting in 2006 & now hosts like 150 million blogs. I have this blog, on competitor Blogger, but I also have a Tumblr blog, which I started in January of 2010. I mainly featured links to Youtube videos of musicians I like (& some of the videos don't exist any more), & the occasional ridiculous or pretty picture. I ignored it for most of last year, even though it takes no time to update it, but I'm trying to be better now.
When I started it, I had no real idea what made it different from Blogger. It's because I very rarely "follow" blogs & even then I don't "reblog." I understand that's how folks connect with one another using Tumblr, I just don't really do it.
What I do is this: I find a Tumblr blog, skim through it, find something funny, & then looked where it has been "reblogged" from. Then I visit that blog, skim through it, find something funny, etc. Repeat, repeat, repeat.
The animated gifs are the best. I love that people take time to make them. There were animated gifs from the Golden Globes while the Golden Globes were still on the air. That's pretty amazing. I like to think people make the majority of them at work on someone else's dime.
In any event, it's a bit of a time waster for me. I need to restrain myself. But there's this Tumblr blog making fun of twelve-step programs! Oh no!
According to Wikipedia, Tumblr was developed starting in 2006 & now hosts like 150 million blogs. I have this blog, on competitor Blogger, but I also have a Tumblr blog, which I started in January of 2010. I mainly featured links to Youtube videos of musicians I like (& some of the videos don't exist any more), & the occasional ridiculous or pretty picture. I ignored it for most of last year, even though it takes no time to update it, but I'm trying to be better now.
When I started it, I had no real idea what made it different from Blogger. It's because I very rarely "follow" blogs & even then I don't "reblog." I understand that's how folks connect with one another using Tumblr, I just don't really do it.
What I do is this: I find a Tumblr blog, skim through it, find something funny, & then looked where it has been "reblogged" from. Then I visit that blog, skim through it, find something funny, etc. Repeat, repeat, repeat.
The animated gifs are the best. I love that people take time to make them. There were animated gifs from the Golden Globes while the Golden Globes were still on the air. That's pretty amazing. I like to think people make the majority of them at work on someone else's dime.
In any event, it's a bit of a time waster for me. I need to restrain myself. But there's this Tumblr blog making fun of twelve-step programs! Oh no!
Monday, January 13, 2014
Self Help Radio 011014: 1978
My last WRFL show is available for listening to now at the Self Help Radio website. You may notice it's an hour longer than the actual show. That's because there was a lot of great music I liked in 1978 & I focused on mainly albums & not singles. Not singles! What a crazy thing! So included with the actual radio show is an extra hour of 23 more songs from 1978 that kick ass. I could probably do a five hour radio show with my favorite music from that year. Thankfully there are right-minded folks who keep me away from five-hour radio shows.
The song list is below. The radio show's three parts can be accessed at the website or like so: part I then part II then part III or really in any order.
Thanks for listening! Remember there'll be a new show this Friday!
(part one)
"Ever Fallen In Love" The Buzzcocks _Love Bites_
"Top Of The Pops" The Rezillos _Can't Stand The Rezillos_
"I Am The Fly" Wire _Chairs Missing_
"The Beat" Elvis Costello & The Attractions _This Year's Model_
"Safe European Home" The Clash _Give 'Em Enough Rope_
"Shot By Both Sides" Magazine _Real Life_
"Another Girl, Another Planet" The Only Ones _The Only Ones_
"Wuthering Heights" Kate Bush _The Kick Inside_
"Comes A Time" Neil Young _Comes A Time_
"Holocaust" Big Star _Third/Sister Lovers_
"Another Girl, Another Planet" The Only Ones _The Only Ones_
(part two)
"It's The New Thing" The Fall _It's The New Thing_
"Street Waves" Pere Ubu _The Modern Dance_
"The Day The World Turned Dayglo" X-Ray Spex _Germfree Adolescents_
"Public Image" Public Image Ltd _First Issue_
"Bye Bye Love" The Cars _The Cars_
"Can't Stand Losing You" The Police _Outlandos d'Amour_
"11:59" Blondie _Parallel Lines_
"I Just Want To Have Something To Do" The Ramones _Road To Ruin_
"Lee Remick" The Go-Betweens _Lee Remick_
"I'm Not In Love" Talking Heads _More Songs About Buildings & Food_
"Uncontrollable Urge" Devo _Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!_
"You Know You're A Man" Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band _Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)_
"You Can't Put Your Arms Round A Memory" Johnny Thunders _So Alone_
(part three)
"Read About Seymour" Swell Maps _Read About Seymour_
"Bored" Destroy All Monsters _Bored_
"Take Me, I'm Yours" Squeeze _Squeeze_
"(We Got The) Neutron Bomb" The Weirdos _(We Got The) Neutron Bomb_
"Nobody's Scared" The Subway Sect _Nobody's Scared_
"The Model" Kraftwerk _The Man-Machine_
"Know Your Product" The Saints _Eternally Yours_
"We're Desperate" X _Adult Books/We're Desperate_
"Lexicon Devil" Germs _Lexicon Devil_
"I Want To Be An Anglepoise Lamp" The Soft Boys _I Want To Be An Anglepoise Lamp_
"Hearts In Exile" The Homosexuals _Hearts In Exile_
"Can't Seem To Make You Mine" Alex Chilton _Bangkok/Can't Seem To Make You Mine_
"Brickfield Nights" The Boys _Alternative Chartbusters_
"If The Kids Are United" Sham 69 _If The Kids Are United_
"Hong Kong Garden" Siouxsie & The Banshees _Hong Kong Garden_
"Wives In Orbit" The Red Krayola _Wives In Orbit/Yik Yak_
"Damaged Goods" Gang Of Four _Damaged Goods_
"Suspect Device" Stiff Little Fingers _Suspect Device_
"Part Time Punks" Television Personalities _Where's Bill Grundy Now?_
"Human Fly" The Cramps _Human Fly_
"Where Were You" The Mekons _Where Were You_
"Killing An Arab" The Cure _Killing An Arab_
"Survive" Bags _Survive_
The song list is below. The radio show's three parts can be accessed at the website or like so: part I then part II then part III or really in any order.
Thanks for listening! Remember there'll be a new show this Friday!
(part one)
"Ever Fallen In Love" The Buzzcocks _Love Bites_
"Top Of The Pops" The Rezillos _Can't Stand The Rezillos_
"I Am The Fly" Wire _Chairs Missing_
"The Beat" Elvis Costello & The Attractions _This Year's Model_
"Safe European Home" The Clash _Give 'Em Enough Rope_
"Shot By Both Sides" Magazine _Real Life_
"Another Girl, Another Planet" The Only Ones _The Only Ones_
"Wuthering Heights" Kate Bush _The Kick Inside_
"Comes A Time" Neil Young _Comes A Time_
"Holocaust" Big Star _Third/Sister Lovers_
"Another Girl, Another Planet" The Only Ones _The Only Ones_
(part two)
"It's The New Thing" The Fall _It's The New Thing_
"Street Waves" Pere Ubu _The Modern Dance_
"The Day The World Turned Dayglo" X-Ray Spex _Germfree Adolescents_
"Public Image" Public Image Ltd _First Issue_
"Bye Bye Love" The Cars _The Cars_
"Can't Stand Losing You" The Police _Outlandos d'Amour_
"11:59" Blondie _Parallel Lines_
"I Just Want To Have Something To Do" The Ramones _Road To Ruin_
"Lee Remick" The Go-Betweens _Lee Remick_
"I'm Not In Love" Talking Heads _More Songs About Buildings & Food_
"Uncontrollable Urge" Devo _Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!_
"You Know You're A Man" Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band _Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)_
"You Can't Put Your Arms Round A Memory" Johnny Thunders _So Alone_
(part three)
"Read About Seymour" Swell Maps _Read About Seymour_
"Bored" Destroy All Monsters _Bored_
"Take Me, I'm Yours" Squeeze _Squeeze_
"(We Got The) Neutron Bomb" The Weirdos _(We Got The) Neutron Bomb_
"Nobody's Scared" The Subway Sect _Nobody's Scared_
"The Model" Kraftwerk _The Man-Machine_
"Know Your Product" The Saints _Eternally Yours_
"We're Desperate" X _Adult Books/We're Desperate_
"Lexicon Devil" Germs _Lexicon Devil_
"I Want To Be An Anglepoise Lamp" The Soft Boys _I Want To Be An Anglepoise Lamp_
"Hearts In Exile" The Homosexuals _Hearts In Exile_
"Can't Seem To Make You Mine" Alex Chilton _Bangkok/Can't Seem To Make You Mine_
"Brickfield Nights" The Boys _Alternative Chartbusters_
"If The Kids Are United" Sham 69 _If The Kids Are United_
"Hong Kong Garden" Siouxsie & The Banshees _Hong Kong Garden_
"Wives In Orbit" The Red Krayola _Wives In Orbit/Yik Yak_
"Damaged Goods" Gang Of Four _Damaged Goods_
"Suspect Device" Stiff Little Fingers _Suspect Device_
"Part Time Punks" Television Personalities _Where's Bill Grundy Now?_
"Human Fly" The Cramps _Human Fly_
"Where Were You" The Mekons _Where Were You_
"Killing An Arab" The Cure _Killing An Arab_
"Survive" Bags _Survive_
Friday, January 10, 2014
Whither 1978?
A sad show for me - the last show on WRFL - & of course whenever I do this show, it's always about getting older. I'll be 46 in a few days - I understand I am on the downward slide of my life.
But boy there was great music in 1978! Wow! Tune in one last to 88.1 fm (to hear me, I mean - you are allowed to keep listening to the station!) if you're in Lexington or online at wrfl.fm from 10 to midnight tonight as Self Help Radio goes back thirty-six years to 1978. Musically. I won't be ten years old on the air.
But boy there was great music in 1978! Wow! Tune in one last to 88.1 fm (to hear me, I mean - you are allowed to keep listening to the station!) if you're in Lexington or online at wrfl.fm from 10 to midnight tonight as Self Help Radio goes back thirty-six years to 1978. Musically. I won't be ten years old on the air.
Thursday, January 09, 2014
Preface To 1978: A Little Remembering
In January 1978, I turned 10 years old. I lived in Garland, Texas, & I was in 4th grade at Caldwell Elementary School, in a classroom I associate with being cold & dark for some reason, with a terrible old teacher named Mrs. Harris, who was one of those people who hated children so much you got the impression that she became a teacher because she was forced to at gunpoint, or because the school district held her parents hostage. I don't remember much about her except how angry she was, how she felt like the children were trying to get the better of her & she'd have none of it, & how mean she was. Just mean. Here's a story:
We were put in seats that Mrs. Harris decided would keep us from talking. As I mentioned in last year's post about 1977, I was a garrulous kid with a lot of energy accustomed to getting in trouble for being loud & chatty. Generally speaking, I got away with a lot of this because I was a good student. Some might even say that I talked & fidgeted as much as I did because I was a little bored. Well, my grades or my smarts didn't matter to Mrs. Harris. She wanted me to sit down & shut up.
She didn't let any of us - we were ten years old! - go to the rest room except when there was a break. She imagined (probably correctly) we just wanted to get out of class (but usually to get away from her). One time this person who probably doesn't go by this name & anyway won't ever read this blog I hope named Cammie Morris raised her hand & asked to be allowed to go to the rest room. Mrs. Harris refused, saying she should have gone when she had the chance. Did I mention we were ten years old? I was in the row behind Cammie to her left - we didn't sit in individual desks but on rows of desks put together so we were side-by-side - & I remember seeing her start crying. While Mrs. Harris went back to whatever she was teaching us, Cammie basically just went to the rest room at her desk.
The girls around her, splashed with her urine, jumped aside, but no one laughed, to our credit. Cammie was in tears. I remember seeing the puddle move slowly toward me, & stop. & I remember seeing Mrs. Harris' face, for the first time, looking alarmed & puzzled. I don't remember her being nicer to us because of that, or it being any easier to go to the rest room, but I did perhaps experience my first "we fucking told you so" moment that is elusive when dealing with adults.
We were very resentful of the restroom restrictions, & I remember hating this fellow who came to the school during that year, whose name I just remember as "Bobby." Bobby was very, very large - I was a fat kid, but he was Fat Albert large. He apparently had a glandular disorder & had to go to the rest room often during the day. He frankly smelled like shit, & of course no one liked him. We didn't know about the glandular disorder till later, so I was resentful that he could just get up & leave the room. Mrs. Harris didn't seem to care.
By the way, I found out later, talking to my brother-in-law who's a long-haul trucker, why Bobby might have smelled so awful. My brother-in-law told me of these truckers who are so obese they literally can't wipe their own asses. That might have been the case with Bobby. Or his parents were so poor he didn't bathe regularly. I have no idea. He didn't stay at Caldwell long, & was gone before the end of fourth grade.
I hated Mrs. Harris' class, though. Everyone was so unhappy, & I was picked on a lot. That year may have been the most I ever missed school. We had moved away - looking at Google Maps, I see that it was a little over a mile, but it was never within walking distance for me or my little brother, so we had to wait for one of our older brothers to take us, & we spent a lot of mornings banging on their apartment door trying to wake them up (we lived in the same apartment complex). Some days - especially bad weather days or cold days - it just wasn't worth the trouble. So Chris or I would call my mother - she was at work before eight am when school would start - & we'd say we were sick, & what could she do? My sister Karin was sixteen at the time, so I suppose she'd skip school too. I remember spending the day (after going back to sleep) eating cold cereal & watching shows like Hogan's Heroes & Green Acres, staples of 1970s afternoon television.
I think the school sent us a note at the end of the year that I had missed almost half of the days of the school year. I did fine - I was an ace at getting school work done - but I wish I had the wherewithal at the time to say, "It's because of this shitty, mean, awful teacher! I am a child & she makes the learning environment horrible!"
I wrote this about the year 1977 in regards to the music of 1977, & it's true about 1978:
"None of the music I will play on my show this week is anything I was listening to at age nine. I liked listening to the radio, to what would later be called 'classic rock.' Sometimes I taped it on a random cassette, but it wasn't important to me. I hadn't discovered the Beatles yet. I hadn't yet been so alienated from the world that I needed to find far-away voices who sounded like me to speak to me."
1978 would be the year that I discovered the Beatles. There was a movie theater very close to my apartment complex called the Ridgewood Theater (here's some info about it; another site says it was opened in 1967, so it was a young movie theater) which for some reason just kind of gave up in 1978. It showed the terrible movie Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band for weeks & weeks & weeks. We would go & see it a lot - I suspect my sister would take us so she could make out with boys in the dark (I'll have to ask her). I remember having a crush on a girl named Babette who lived in the apartment complex who came into movie at some point & asked me & my little brother to the movies. (She probably thought my little brother was cuter.) (I have an embarrassing Babette story that I may tell at some other time.)
Anyway, something about the movie enchanted me, & it was doubtless the music. For Christmas that year, one of my brothers gave me the Beatles album, & my life changed forever.
It's funny to think that all the Beatles were alive in 1978 & maybe even saw that movie. I hope someone involved apologized to them. Or maybe the money was apology enough.
I think I have some cassette recordings of stuff from the radio from 1978 but I won't be able to find them now without too much digging around. Comic books - I loved the Legion Of Super-Heroes & the other non-athletic kids & I would play-act them during recess - & Star Wars ruled my world. I had a decent collection of Star Wars figures & often, in my alone moments, played with them & made entire stories out of their adventures. I'd sometimes do this outside, & would lose one or two occasionally - I remember once finding the cloth cloak of a Jawa but never finding the little plastic fellow.
I concluded my blog about 1977 like this:
"But holy shit if I were self-aware there was some awesome music in 1977. The fact that none of my older siblings noticed or brought it home is a fundamental reason why we were never friends, & don't really communicate with each other in our adult lives."
That may be a stretch. Looking at the Billboard Top Songs Of 1978, I can see that they must've hated most of that. "Disco sucks!" was something I heard from them a lot. One of my brothers worked at a tee shirt store in the mall - one of those that ironed-on stickers onto cheap shirts - & I wore one of those shirts to school one day - remember I was ten years old! - with a picture of Jimmy Page on it. I paid enough attention to my brothers when I was asked who it was & said, "The guitarist of Led Zeppelin." I sort of got it wrong when I was asked, "What kind of music is it?" & answered, "Acid rock."
But the fact that my brothers listened exclusively to commercial radio meant I wouldn't hear any punk or post-punk. That never figured onto their radars. Although it obviously would become some of the music that meant the world to me, as you'll hear tomorrow.
We were put in seats that Mrs. Harris decided would keep us from talking. As I mentioned in last year's post about 1977, I was a garrulous kid with a lot of energy accustomed to getting in trouble for being loud & chatty. Generally speaking, I got away with a lot of this because I was a good student. Some might even say that I talked & fidgeted as much as I did because I was a little bored. Well, my grades or my smarts didn't matter to Mrs. Harris. She wanted me to sit down & shut up.
She didn't let any of us - we were ten years old! - go to the rest room except when there was a break. She imagined (probably correctly) we just wanted to get out of class (but usually to get away from her). One time this person who probably doesn't go by this name & anyway won't ever read this blog I hope named Cammie Morris raised her hand & asked to be allowed to go to the rest room. Mrs. Harris refused, saying she should have gone when she had the chance. Did I mention we were ten years old? I was in the row behind Cammie to her left - we didn't sit in individual desks but on rows of desks put together so we were side-by-side - & I remember seeing her start crying. While Mrs. Harris went back to whatever she was teaching us, Cammie basically just went to the rest room at her desk.
The girls around her, splashed with her urine, jumped aside, but no one laughed, to our credit. Cammie was in tears. I remember seeing the puddle move slowly toward me, & stop. & I remember seeing Mrs. Harris' face, for the first time, looking alarmed & puzzled. I don't remember her being nicer to us because of that, or it being any easier to go to the rest room, but I did perhaps experience my first "we fucking told you so" moment that is elusive when dealing with adults.
We were very resentful of the restroom restrictions, & I remember hating this fellow who came to the school during that year, whose name I just remember as "Bobby." Bobby was very, very large - I was a fat kid, but he was Fat Albert large. He apparently had a glandular disorder & had to go to the rest room often during the day. He frankly smelled like shit, & of course no one liked him. We didn't know about the glandular disorder till later, so I was resentful that he could just get up & leave the room. Mrs. Harris didn't seem to care.
By the way, I found out later, talking to my brother-in-law who's a long-haul trucker, why Bobby might have smelled so awful. My brother-in-law told me of these truckers who are so obese they literally can't wipe their own asses. That might have been the case with Bobby. Or his parents were so poor he didn't bathe regularly. I have no idea. He didn't stay at Caldwell long, & was gone before the end of fourth grade.
I hated Mrs. Harris' class, though. Everyone was so unhappy, & I was picked on a lot. That year may have been the most I ever missed school. We had moved away - looking at Google Maps, I see that it was a little over a mile, but it was never within walking distance for me or my little brother, so we had to wait for one of our older brothers to take us, & we spent a lot of mornings banging on their apartment door trying to wake them up (we lived in the same apartment complex). Some days - especially bad weather days or cold days - it just wasn't worth the trouble. So Chris or I would call my mother - she was at work before eight am when school would start - & we'd say we were sick, & what could she do? My sister Karin was sixteen at the time, so I suppose she'd skip school too. I remember spending the day (after going back to sleep) eating cold cereal & watching shows like Hogan's Heroes & Green Acres, staples of 1970s afternoon television.
I think the school sent us a note at the end of the year that I had missed almost half of the days of the school year. I did fine - I was an ace at getting school work done - but I wish I had the wherewithal at the time to say, "It's because of this shitty, mean, awful teacher! I am a child & she makes the learning environment horrible!"
I wrote this about the year 1977 in regards to the music of 1977, & it's true about 1978:
"None of the music I will play on my show this week is anything I was listening to at age nine. I liked listening to the radio, to what would later be called 'classic rock.' Sometimes I taped it on a random cassette, but it wasn't important to me. I hadn't discovered the Beatles yet. I hadn't yet been so alienated from the world that I needed to find far-away voices who sounded like me to speak to me."
1978 would be the year that I discovered the Beatles. There was a movie theater very close to my apartment complex called the Ridgewood Theater (here's some info about it; another site says it was opened in 1967, so it was a young movie theater) which for some reason just kind of gave up in 1978. It showed the terrible movie Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band for weeks & weeks & weeks. We would go & see it a lot - I suspect my sister would take us so she could make out with boys in the dark (I'll have to ask her). I remember having a crush on a girl named Babette who lived in the apartment complex who came into movie at some point & asked me & my little brother to the movies. (She probably thought my little brother was cuter.) (I have an embarrassing Babette story that I may tell at some other time.)
Anyway, something about the movie enchanted me, & it was doubtless the music. For Christmas that year, one of my brothers gave me the Beatles album, & my life changed forever.
It's funny to think that all the Beatles were alive in 1978 & maybe even saw that movie. I hope someone involved apologized to them. Or maybe the money was apology enough.
I think I have some cassette recordings of stuff from the radio from 1978 but I won't be able to find them now without too much digging around. Comic books - I loved the Legion Of Super-Heroes & the other non-athletic kids & I would play-act them during recess - & Star Wars ruled my world. I had a decent collection of Star Wars figures & often, in my alone moments, played with them & made entire stories out of their adventures. I'd sometimes do this outside, & would lose one or two occasionally - I remember once finding the cloth cloak of a Jawa but never finding the little plastic fellow.
I concluded my blog about 1977 like this:
"But holy shit if I were self-aware there was some awesome music in 1977. The fact that none of my older siblings noticed or brought it home is a fundamental reason why we were never friends, & don't really communicate with each other in our adult lives."
That may be a stretch. Looking at the Billboard Top Songs Of 1978, I can see that they must've hated most of that. "Disco sucks!" was something I heard from them a lot. One of my brothers worked at a tee shirt store in the mall - one of those that ironed-on stickers onto cheap shirts - & I wore one of those shirts to school one day - remember I was ten years old! - with a picture of Jimmy Page on it. I paid enough attention to my brothers when I was asked who it was & said, "The guitarist of Led Zeppelin." I sort of got it wrong when I was asked, "What kind of music is it?" & answered, "Acid rock."
But the fact that my brothers listened exclusively to commercial radio meant I wouldn't hear any punk or post-punk. That never figured onto their radars. Although it obviously would become some of the music that meant the world to me, as you'll hear tomorrow.
Wednesday, January 08, 2014
Big Changes In Store For Self Help Radio!
I am making three changes to Self Help Radio starting next week. Those changes are:
1) Self Help Radio will no longer be on WRFL after this Friday.
I hope you couldn't tell in the radio shows, but I have not been having much fun doing Self Help Radio on WRFL for a little while now. It seemed time for a break. There's always a possibility I'll return to that fine station at some point, but for now the show will be exclusive to the Self Help Radio website. Which brings me to:
2) A new Self Help Radio every Friday at noon.
I'll do my level best to make sure there's a new Self Help Radio every Friday at noon. I'll be announcing it here, on the Self Help Radio Twitter feed, on the Self Help Radio Facebook page, & maybe I'll make sure to add a blinking gif that says NEW! when I add a new show.*
3) Shorter, pithier Self Help Radio shows.
I would probably do a three-hour Self Help Radio if I could (like this one) but I've been thinking I've felt the show was best when it was around ninety minutes long. So starting with the January 17th show, I'll be aiming for only an hour & a half or so of SHR. Of course, I won't be constrained by artificial time limits or selfish deejays playing too-long final songs or pushy coming-on-next deejays fading my songs out - but the show will only be longer if the themes suggest to me I should be. (Or maybe shorter too?)
4) Wait, didn't you say there were only three changes to Self Help Radio?
Oh yeah.
5) I just like numbered lists, I can't help it.
I hope everyone listens to my last RFL show this Friday at ten pm. You should! It's my birthday show, & if you listen to it, you don't have to get me a present.
* That's a terrible idea.
1) Self Help Radio will no longer be on WRFL after this Friday.
I hope you couldn't tell in the radio shows, but I have not been having much fun doing Self Help Radio on WRFL for a little while now. It seemed time for a break. There's always a possibility I'll return to that fine station at some point, but for now the show will be exclusive to the Self Help Radio website. Which brings me to:
2) A new Self Help Radio every Friday at noon.
I'll do my level best to make sure there's a new Self Help Radio every Friday at noon. I'll be announcing it here, on the Self Help Radio Twitter feed, on the Self Help Radio Facebook page, & maybe I'll make sure to add a blinking gif that says NEW! when I add a new show.*
3) Shorter, pithier Self Help Radio shows.
I would probably do a three-hour Self Help Radio if I could (like this one) but I've been thinking I've felt the show was best when it was around ninety minutes long. So starting with the January 17th show, I'll be aiming for only an hour & a half or so of SHR. Of course, I won't be constrained by artificial time limits or selfish deejays playing too-long final songs or pushy coming-on-next deejays fading my songs out - but the show will only be longer if the themes suggest to me I should be. (Or maybe shorter too?)
4) Wait, didn't you say there were only three changes to Self Help Radio?
Oh yeah.
5) I just like numbered lists, I can't help it.
I hope everyone listens to my last RFL show this Friday at ten pm. You should! It's my birthday show, & if you listen to it, you don't have to get me a present.
* That's a terrible idea.
Tuesday, January 07, 2014
Self Help Radio 010314: Confessions
I confess, this was the first Self Help Radio of 2014. I confess, there will be more. I don't know what my penance will be but I believe it's going to be heavy.
Hey! Show at updated-for-the-new-year Self Help Radio website. Also available directly from these links: part I + part II. List of confessional songs below.
Remember the seal of confession!
(part one)
"My Confession" Bob Wills _San Antonio Rose_
"Confession Blues" The Maxin Trio _Ray Charles: Genius & Soul_
"Confessin' The Blues" Billie Poole _Confessin' The Blues_
"The Confession" Phil Ochs _Farewells & Fantasies_
"True Confessions" The Undertones _Babylon's Burning: The Rough 'N' Ready Rise Of Punk Rawk 1973-1978_
"My Confession" The End _Inner City Sound: Australian Punk & Post-Punk_
"Confessions" Flowers _Mutant Pop Compilation_
"I Confess" Dorothy _I Confess 7"_
"Confessions" X-S Discharge _Kilt By Death: The Sound Of Old Scotland_
"Confessions" Violent Femmes _Violent Femmes_
"I Confess" The English Beat _Special Beat Service_
"I Confess" Lyres _On Fire_
"Confessions" Peter Murphy _Should The World Fail To Fall Apart_
(part two)
"Confession Time (Cops)" Bill Hicks _Rant In E Minor_
"Confessions Of A Psycho Cat" The Cramps _Big Beat From Badsville_
"Mi Confesion" Gotan Project _Lunatico_
"Lazy Confessions" The Moldy Peaches _The Moldy Peaches_
"Confessions Of A Big Brother" Arab Strap _The Last Romance_
"Night Time Confession" The Charade _The Best Is Yet To Come_
"Confession" George Carlin _When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?_
"Confession" Anyways _Older Than Yesterday_
"Confess" The Tellers _Hands Full Of Ink_
"The Loud Confessor" My Teenage Stride _Lesser Demons_
"Confessions" Emma Pollock _The Law Of Large Numbers_
"Ghost Confessions" Cinema Red & Blue _Cinema Red & Blue_
"True Confessions" RJD2 _You Don't Know Ninja Cuts_
"I Confess" Land Of The Loops _Bundle Of Joy_
"Hard To Confess" Heptones _Studio One Showcase, Vol. 1_
Hey! Show at updated-for-the-new-year Self Help Radio website. Also available directly from these links: part I + part II. List of confessional songs below.
Remember the seal of confession!
(part one)
"My Confession" Bob Wills _San Antonio Rose_
"Confession Blues" The Maxin Trio _Ray Charles: Genius & Soul_
"Confessin' The Blues" Billie Poole _Confessin' The Blues_
"The Confession" Phil Ochs _Farewells & Fantasies_
"True Confessions" The Undertones _Babylon's Burning: The Rough 'N' Ready Rise Of Punk Rawk 1973-1978_
"My Confession" The End _Inner City Sound: Australian Punk & Post-Punk_
"Confessions" Flowers _Mutant Pop Compilation_
"I Confess" Dorothy _I Confess 7"_
"Confessions" X-S Discharge _Kilt By Death: The Sound Of Old Scotland_
"Confessions" Violent Femmes _Violent Femmes_
"I Confess" The English Beat _Special Beat Service_
"I Confess" Lyres _On Fire_
"Confessions" Peter Murphy _Should The World Fail To Fall Apart_
(part two)
"Confession Time (Cops)" Bill Hicks _Rant In E Minor_
"Confessions Of A Psycho Cat" The Cramps _Big Beat From Badsville_
"Mi Confesion" Gotan Project _Lunatico_
"Lazy Confessions" The Moldy Peaches _The Moldy Peaches_
"Confessions Of A Big Brother" Arab Strap _The Last Romance_
"Night Time Confession" The Charade _The Best Is Yet To Come_
"Confession" George Carlin _When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?_
"Confession" Anyways _Older Than Yesterday_
"Confess" The Tellers _Hands Full Of Ink_
"The Loud Confessor" My Teenage Stride _Lesser Demons_
"Confessions" Emma Pollock _The Law Of Large Numbers_
"Ghost Confessions" Cinema Red & Blue _Cinema Red & Blue_
"True Confessions" RJD2 _You Don't Know Ninja Cuts_
"I Confess" Land Of The Loops _Bundle Of Joy_
"Hard To Confess" Heptones _Studio One Showcase, Vol. 1_
Friday, January 03, 2014
Whither Confessions?
First of all, it says "Confess!" on the website, but I have always meant the theme to be "confessions." I don't know why I wrote "confess!" on the website. I think I am guilty about something.
I don't know how many confessions you will hear, but I have at least one song that talks about confessing to the cops, & more about confessing to one's priest. It'll happen tonight at 10pm on 88.1 fm in Lexington & online at wrfl.fm. Please to listen & feel free to add your own confessions.
I don't know how many confessions you will hear, but I have at least one song that talks about confessing to the cops, & more about confessing to one's priest. It'll happen tonight at 10pm on 88.1 fm in Lexington & online at wrfl.fm. Please to listen & feel free to add your own confessions.
Thursday, January 02, 2014
Preface To Confessions: That's Not Funny, That's Sick!
I was a child in the 1970s, & had two older brothers who lived with us in their teenage years & whose cultural detritus littered my life. Mostly I read their comic books, but increasingly I was exposed to their music & some of the other stuff (like drug paraphernalia & girlie mags) they left around or kept in their room where I & my little brother would break into & explore when they were off doing stuff. (Remind me to tell you of the time I ate a lot of strawberry-flavored rolling papers because I thought they were supposed to be a treat.) (Oh, wait, I just told you.)
One of the more enduring records they left lying about was this National Lampoon record, released in 1977 & featuring people like Bill Murray, Christopher Guest, & Larraine Newman. I listened to this record a million times - & frankly I didn't understand much of it. I just liked the way it sounded. I didn't get that Mr. Rogers was portrayed as a pedophile, I definitely didn't get the Jewish humor, & I have never really heard a call-in show like the one Richard Belzer is making fun of. But probably by the age of ten I had good chunks of it memorized.
I didn't know what a Catholic was when I was ten, & I barely knew anything about sex, not to mention euphemisms for our naughty parts. So I had no context for this amazing (& short) sketch between Bill Murray & his brother Brian Doyle-Murray, with the latter playing a priest & the former a fellow in the confessional. Have a listen courtesy of Youtube, but be warned - there are lots of bad words here:
It's really funny when you understand the set-up - a guy says a bad word in the confessional, the priest says "I've heard it all before," & then the two banter horrible indecencies back & forth. Imagine a nine or ten-year-old who had barely been to a protestant church trying to make sense of them. Never mind the outright dirty phrases - I wouldn't get "Madame Ovary" until I was in my late teens!
I do remember repeating the "afterbirth on toast - that's pizza" to a friend who found it very funny, but even then I didn't know what the hell afterbirth was.
It was fun learning the context of the sketch & revisiting the record years later. I played that record so much that it came to skip on certain tracks - the curse of the cheap turntable - & I eventually just put it back in my brothers' record collection & hoped they never noticed it. If they did, they never told me.
I am thinking about this because I would love love love to play this on WRFL tomorrow for my confession show, but the station's policy on indecency makes it impossible - & editing it would take all the funny out of it. But I can post it here!
One of the more enduring records they left lying about was this National Lampoon record, released in 1977 & featuring people like Bill Murray, Christopher Guest, & Larraine Newman. I listened to this record a million times - & frankly I didn't understand much of it. I just liked the way it sounded. I didn't get that Mr. Rogers was portrayed as a pedophile, I definitely didn't get the Jewish humor, & I have never really heard a call-in show like the one Richard Belzer is making fun of. But probably by the age of ten I had good chunks of it memorized.
I didn't know what a Catholic was when I was ten, & I barely knew anything about sex, not to mention euphemisms for our naughty parts. So I had no context for this amazing (& short) sketch between Bill Murray & his brother Brian Doyle-Murray, with the latter playing a priest & the former a fellow in the confessional. Have a listen courtesy of Youtube, but be warned - there are lots of bad words here:
It's really funny when you understand the set-up - a guy says a bad word in the confessional, the priest says "I've heard it all before," & then the two banter horrible indecencies back & forth. Imagine a nine or ten-year-old who had barely been to a protestant church trying to make sense of them. Never mind the outright dirty phrases - I wouldn't get "Madame Ovary" until I was in my late teens!
I do remember repeating the "afterbirth on toast - that's pizza" to a friend who found it very funny, but even then I didn't know what the hell afterbirth was.
It was fun learning the context of the sketch & revisiting the record years later. I played that record so much that it came to skip on certain tracks - the curse of the cheap turntable - & I eventually just put it back in my brothers' record collection & hoped they never noticed it. If they did, they never told me.
I am thinking about this because I would love love love to play this on WRFL tomorrow for my confession show, but the station's policy on indecency makes it impossible - & editing it would take all the funny out of it. But I can post it here!
Wednesday, January 01, 2014
Happy New Year!
2014 will be a strange & ridiculous year for Self Help Radio. In the next few days, you'll see why.
I made the wife a margarita & talked to one of my oldest friends on the phone on New Year's Eve. Meanwhile, at the beginning of the year, Lexingtonians fired off lots of fireworks & made a lot of noise. Strangely, it seemed more quiet than in previous years - but maybe my neighborhood went to bed early (or went to more happening places for parties).
Now it's the new year, & I guess I don't feel any different. It may snow tomorrow. I have a show on Friday. My neck kind of hurts. I need to watch "Orange Is The New Black." Does that sound any different than 2013?
I know, we need rituals. I should've been involved in a ritual. What makes me think I'm better than any ritual? Silly me!
I made the wife a margarita & talked to one of my oldest friends on the phone on New Year's Eve. Meanwhile, at the beginning of the year, Lexingtonians fired off lots of fireworks & made a lot of noise. Strangely, it seemed more quiet than in previous years - but maybe my neighborhood went to bed early (or went to more happening places for parties).
Now it's the new year, & I guess I don't feel any different. It may snow tomorrow. I have a show on Friday. My neck kind of hurts. I need to watch "Orange Is The New Black." Does that sound any different than 2013?
I know, we need rituals. I should've been involved in a ritual. What makes me think I'm better than any ritual? Silly me!
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Self Help Radio 122713: Indiepop A To Z # 42
Eeek! I've soldiered through the letter H & now have begun the letter I. I am glad no one has recommended me to the funny farm yet.
It's the end of the year, but the show's on the same old website: self help radio dot net. It's also in two easy-to-download parts: part the one & part the two. Alphabetical list of songs below.
Happy new year!
(part one)
"Too Young To Be In Love" Hunx & His Punx _Too Young To Be In Love_
"Fluoro" Huon _Library Records 1998 - 2003_
"The Sun Shines Here" Hurrah! _The Sun Shines Here 7"_
"Step Into My World" Hurricane # 1 _Hurricane # 1_
"Not That Easy" The Hurries _EardrumsPop 100_
"Saturday" Hushpad _From Here To There_
"Flower Of The Hour" Lida Husik _Joyride_
"When Time Was On Their Side" Husky Rescue _Ship Of Light_
"Sometimes You're Incredible" Hyacinth Girls _The Sound Of Leamington Spa Vol. 6_
"See Me Through" The Hybirds _The Hybirds_
"Questions I Can't Answer" Hydroplane (Darla 100)
"Car & Kettle" Hyper Kinako _Hyper Kinako_
"No Te Sientas Mal" Hypnomango _Ashell IV_
"Me To Be" I Am The World Trade Center _Out Of The Loop_
(part two)
"Charlemagne" The I Live The Life Of A Movie Star Hideout _Moshi Moshi (Pop International Style)_
"Preposterous Tales" I, Ludicrous _It's Like Everything Else_
"Norman Bleik" I Was A King _I Was A King_
"Lemonade & Somersaults" The Icicles _Pure Sugar EP_
"Poor Dumb Bird" Ida _Ten Small Paces_
"The Knack & How To Get It" The Idea _Sideways Smile_
"High Over Hollywood" Idha _Melody Inn_
"Loaded" Idle Hands _The Heart We Broke On The Way To The Show_
"Five Hours" Igloo _Pop American Style_
"Johnny Be Tristan" Iji _Unltd. Cool Drinks_
"We're From Barcelona" I'm From Barcelona _Sing!! With I'm From Barcelona_
"Brighton Beach Postcard" The Imaginary Friend _Letters Home_
"Pop Girl" The Immediates _A Chance To Shine - Dorian Records Compilation_
"The Things You Love" Impossible Tymes _Try A Little Sunshine: A Greek Indiepop Compilation_
"Baby, Baby" The Impossible Years _Baby, Baby_
Friday, December 27, 2013
Whither Indiepop A To Z # 42?
Eek! It's late! I'm on in less than hour!
I continue indiepop alphabetical nonsense from ten to midnight on 88.1 fm WRFL in Lexington & online at wrfl.fm! Listen if you appreciate the fine art of indiepop or doing things in a dictionary-type style!
I continue indiepop alphabetical nonsense from ten to midnight on 88.1 fm WRFL in Lexington & online at wrfl.fm! Listen if you appreciate the fine art of indiepop or doing things in a dictionary-type style!
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Happy Christmas From Self Help Radio!
Though I don't celebrate Christmas - I often tell people who ask me why that I am not a Christian, & I don't have children, so there's not a lot of participating for me in the holiday - I do remember how wonderful it was when I was a child (a childhood, by the way, in which Santa seemed a hell of a lot more important than Jesus ever did) & I understand that it's a good idea to have a time that you can spend with your family, because that's important for most of us.
This year I made my wife go to California to spend Christmas with her mother, & I think I even convinced her to visit her father. It's after five pm on Christmas Day & my own mother hasn't even called yet. That would bother her if she were in my place, but I liked spending three hours on the radio this morning, & I liked sleeping through most of the day (although I did catch a cold this week - my first one this year, I believe - & I caught it from being in a house with small children, who are sickness incubators). The wife is getting on a plane & will be home in time for boxing day when, I hope, we get a chance to go at it again in the ring - she luckily ko'd me in the third round last time. She distracted me with flirting.
I do love Christmas carols. Like television theme songs & advertising jingles & Saturday morning "educational" songs, they figure prominently in my childhood. I do a radio show about them every year! So I enjoy some aspects of the season. Though I don't buy anything, or give gifts, or spend time with family, or believe any of the myths & superstitions associated with the holiday, there is something nice about it, & I hope you are having fun doing whatever you are doing on Christmas Day!
This year I made my wife go to California to spend Christmas with her mother, & I think I even convinced her to visit her father. It's after five pm on Christmas Day & my own mother hasn't even called yet. That would bother her if she were in my place, but I liked spending three hours on the radio this morning, & I liked sleeping through most of the day (although I did catch a cold this week - my first one this year, I believe - & I caught it from being in a house with small children, who are sickness incubators). The wife is getting on a plane & will be home in time for boxing day when, I hope, we get a chance to go at it again in the ring - she luckily ko'd me in the third round last time. She distracted me with flirting.
I do love Christmas carols. Like television theme songs & advertising jingles & Saturday morning "educational" songs, they figure prominently in my childhood. I do a radio show about them every year! So I enjoy some aspects of the season. Though I don't buy anything, or give gifts, or spend time with family, or believe any of the myths & superstitions associated with the holiday, there is something nice about it, & I hope you are having fun doing whatever you are doing on Christmas Day!
Monday, December 23, 2013
Self Help Radio 122013: A Very Self Help Radio Christmas 2013
Hey! It's Christmastime! I should do a Christmas show. Like I do every year! I did! I did it! Another Christmas show! In the can! Wrapped under your tree! Sneaky in your stocking! Ho ho ho!
Radio show here ---> selfhelpradio.net
Or here in two parts ---> part I | part II
What songs did I play ---> listed below.
Happy holidays all!
(part one)
"Rod Serling Explains The First Christmas" National Lampoon _Buy This Box Or We'll Shoot This Dog: The Best Of The National Lampoon Radio Hour_
"The Twelve Days Of Christmas" The Master Chorale Of Tampa Bay & The Florida Orchestra _A Musicological Journey Through The Twelve Days Of Christmas_
"¿Dònde Està Santa Claus? (Where Is Santa Claus?)" Augie Rios _Christmas Songs_
"Let Me Be Your Christmas Toy" Chocolate Snow _Eccentric Soul: Smart's Palace_
"L'il Elfy" Ray Bolger _L'il Elfy_
"I Can't Wait" Richard X Heyman _I Can't Wait_
"The Ho Ho Chorus" The Queen Bees _The Queen Bees Buzz Christmas_
"A Very Very Merry Christmas" The Singing Grandmothers _A Very Very Merry Christmas_
"Christmas Caroling" Louis C.K. _Live In Houston_
"Christmas Shopping" Buck Owens & His Buckeroos _Christmas Shopping_
"Christmas" Clinic _Come Into Our Room_
"Little Stars" Holly Golightly _Little Stars_
"The Mistletoe & Me" Isaac Hayes _The Complete Stax-Volt Soul Singles, Vol. 2: 1968-1971_
"God Rest Ye Funky Bhangra" James Whetzel _Holiday: Sarod & Beats_
(part two)
"Green Chri$tma$" Stan Freberg _The Tip Of The Freberg: The Stan Freberg Collection 1951-1998_
"Twinkle" JD McPherson _Twinkle_
"The Little Drummer Boy" Kool & The Gang _Kool For The Holidays_
"You Are My" Big Tree _Decembet EP_
"The Smallest Christmas Tree" Ashtray Boy _Candypants Beach_
"The Snow Doesn't Fall" The Aislers Set _A Christmas Gift From Fortuna Pop, Volume One_
"Everything Is One Big Christmas Tree" The Magnetic Fields _Realism_
"When Santa Claus Gets Your Letter" Anne Lloyd & The Sandpipers _When Santa Claus Gets Your Letter_
"Santa Couldn't Fit You Under My Tree" Summer Hymns _Kindercore Fifty_
"Christmas At The Airport" Nick Lowe _Quality Street: A Seasonal Selection For All The Family_
"The Night Before Christmas (In Texas, That Is)" Gene Autry _Merry Texas Christmas, You All!_
"Back To The Beat (Jingle Bells Version)" Astonomar _A Very Decent Christmas_
"The Snowdog" MomusMcClymont _MomusMcClymont_
"Kiss You In The Snow" The School _Yo, También (Me, Too) OST_
"Am I Too Old For Christmas?" The Ashes _Mint 400 Records: A Very Merry Christmas Compilation_
Radio show here ---> selfhelpradio.net
Or here in two parts ---> part I | part II
Happy holidays all!
(part one)
"Rod Serling Explains The First Christmas" National Lampoon _Buy This Box Or We'll Shoot This Dog: The Best Of The National Lampoon Radio Hour_
"The Twelve Days Of Christmas" The Master Chorale Of Tampa Bay & The Florida Orchestra _A Musicological Journey Through The Twelve Days Of Christmas_
"¿Dònde Està Santa Claus? (Where Is Santa Claus?)" Augie Rios _Christmas Songs_
"Let Me Be Your Christmas Toy" Chocolate Snow _Eccentric Soul: Smart's Palace_
"L'il Elfy" Ray Bolger _L'il Elfy_
"I Can't Wait" Richard X Heyman _I Can't Wait_
"The Ho Ho Chorus" The Queen Bees _The Queen Bees Buzz Christmas_
"A Very Very Merry Christmas" The Singing Grandmothers _A Very Very Merry Christmas_
"Christmas Caroling" Louis C.K. _Live In Houston_
"Christmas Shopping" Buck Owens & His Buckeroos _Christmas Shopping_
"Christmas" Clinic _Come Into Our Room_
"Little Stars" Holly Golightly _Little Stars_
"The Mistletoe & Me" Isaac Hayes _The Complete Stax-Volt Soul Singles, Vol. 2: 1968-1971_
"God Rest Ye Funky Bhangra" James Whetzel _Holiday: Sarod & Beats_
(part two)
"Green Chri$tma$" Stan Freberg _The Tip Of The Freberg: The Stan Freberg Collection 1951-1998_
"Twinkle" JD McPherson _Twinkle_
"The Little Drummer Boy" Kool & The Gang _Kool For The Holidays_
"You Are My" Big Tree _Decembet EP_
"The Smallest Christmas Tree" Ashtray Boy _Candypants Beach_
"The Snow Doesn't Fall" The Aislers Set _A Christmas Gift From Fortuna Pop, Volume One_
"Everything Is One Big Christmas Tree" The Magnetic Fields _Realism_
"When Santa Claus Gets Your Letter" Anne Lloyd & The Sandpipers _When Santa Claus Gets Your Letter_
"Santa Couldn't Fit You Under My Tree" Summer Hymns _Kindercore Fifty_
"Christmas At The Airport" Nick Lowe _Quality Street: A Seasonal Selection For All The Family_
"The Night Before Christmas (In Texas, That Is)" Gene Autry _Merry Texas Christmas, You All!_
"Back To The Beat (Jingle Bells Version)" Astonomar _A Very Decent Christmas_
"The Snowdog" MomusMcClymont _MomusMcClymont_
"Kiss You In The Snow" The School _Yo, También (Me, Too) OST_
"Am I Too Old For Christmas?" The Ashes _Mint 400 Records: A Very Merry Christmas Compilation_






