Where We Met

(All images on this page courtesy of Gurple Merps)

On this day in 2001, twenty-one years ago, at a bus stop at Duval & 48th in Austin, Texas, I met the woman I would marry.  It was a very hot day & there was a small tree at the corner which we stood under to find relief from the oppressive sun.  She talked to me.  I talked to her.  We rode the bus to the University together - I worked there, she was a graduate student there.  We had no idea that we had a future together.

Unfortunately there are no pictures online of that little tree, but Gurgla Marps has pictures that go back to 2007.  That's the picture above.  Come with me, let's look how that corner has changed.

By 2009, the year we left Austin, the tree was large & gorgeous.  If there had been that much shade on that day in 2001, I wouldn't have stood that close to her, & we may never have spoken.

It charms me that in March 2011, when this picture was taken, there is a couple sitting there.  Maybe they met there too?

In May of 2013, the tree is serving as shade to a bunch of folks doubtless going to school.  I am sad to see that the folks in the house have abandoned their ostentatious cacti in the front.  I liked those.

In October 2014, the corner seemed completely happy to have that wonderful tree standing guard & looking majestic there.  But...

By August 2016, it was gone.  You can see the stump, it must have happened relatively close to when this picture was taken.  I guess it lived maybe sixteen years?  Was it just cut down?  Did some weather event cause it to break & possibly endanger someone?  I don't know.

Here's the corner in May 2018.  The yard looks zeroscaped, & the corner looks quite bare.

A little under a year later, February 2019, & it's downright bleak.  I used to joke with the woman who's now my wife that as the tree grew, our love too would grow.  I guess it's nice we didn't know it was chopped down while we were in Kentucky!

February 2021.  Grim, lonesome, sterile.

April of this year.  The wife & I just talked about how maybe the owners took down the tree to discourage people from waiting at that particular bus stop, if there were more trees at the other nearer spots.  I of course can't say.  But I find it weird that anyone would chop down a tree in its prime.  & I'm glad the little tree under which I met my love grew as beautiful as it did.  It certainly encouraged us when it was small.

Wasting Time At The Movies

(image from the IMDb)

Did you know that on lucky weeks Self Help Radio's resident cinephile Chuck stops by to talk about movies related to the week's theme?  It's true!  This past week, on the show about "wasting time," I challenged him to share with us some films about time travel (arguably a "waste" of time) & he responded with several films that he enjoyed which were perhaps lesser-known.

If you didn't listen, his was the first interview on the show, & you can find it at both the Self Help Radio website & at the KBOO website.  Then check out the following links!

Here's the IMDb keyword list he organized his viewing around.

Here is a Letterboxd list of the films he watched (which you may notice contains many of the same links I'm going to share here because I am fond of redundancy).  His Letterboxd reviews are here.

Want to see some of these movies?  Check out Chuck's YouTube playlist as well as the IMDb list of films you can stream elsewhere for free.

& to keep up with what Chuck is watching, please follow him on Twitter.  Real time commentary & reviews!

Never say Self Help Radio doesn't give you plenty of ways to waste your time!

Self Help Radio 081622: Wasting Time

We at Self Help Radio know that the world is designed to maximize the amount of time you can waste at any given moment.  With that in mind, with our show about "wasting time," we have chosen both music & interviews which on the surface may not seem as much a waste of time as you have come to expect from this show but which, when taken with the show in toto, represent a more profound waste of time than usual, perhaps too much of a waste of time, one that might cause one to reconsider one's entire life &/or seek out a new therapist.

We certainly hope, if a sincere attempt at time-wasting is what you are looking for, this one is as wasteful as your expectations of it.  If not, at least it was a waste of time, even if it wasn't the wastiest waste of time imaginable.  Reality television has everyone beaten in that competition.

Listen to this show - which I'm not kidding is quite a waste of time - at either the KBOO website or at the Self Help Radio website.  At the Self Help Radio website, you'll need a username (which is SHR) & a password (which is selfhelp) but you can download the show to waste your time when you don't have an internet connection.  What happens on the show is below.

Self Help Radio Wasting Time Show

"Wasting Time" Jackie Ross _Jerk & Twine: The Complete Chess Recordings_

"Wasting Time" James Phelps _Windy City Soul_

"Wasting Time" Tashaki Miyaki _Castaway_

introduction & definitions

"Wasted Time" Meshell Ndegéocello _Bitter_

"Time Wasted" Banditos _Right On_

"Wasted Time" Best Coast _California Nights_

"Wasted Time" Idle Bloom _Flood The Dial_

"Time Wasted" Shopping _Why Choose_

our resident cinephile Chuck stops by the talk time travel movies

"Wasting My Time With You" The Lodger _Cul-De-Sac Of Love_

"Wasting Time" Reading Rainbow _Prism Eyes_

"Wasting My Time" Klaus Nomi _Klaus Nomi_

"Wasting Time" Juliana Hatfield _There's Always Another Girl_

"Why Did You Waste My Time" Screamin' Jay Hawkins _The Whamee 1953-55_

interview with performance artist Jay Arvis

"Sin Of Wasting Time" Zander Schloss _Song About Songs_

"Waste Your Time" Jackson+Sellers _Breaking Point_

"I Wanna Waste My Time On You" The Crookes _Lucky Ones_

"I'm Just Wasting My Time" J.D. Short _The Sonet Blues Story: A Last Legacy Of Blues From A Pioneer Delta Singer_

"I Ain't Gonna Waste My Time" Wiley Barkdull _Hillbilly Rock_

interview with author Dan Spock about his book Wasting Time In Fandom

"I'm Wasting Your Time & You're Wasting Mine" Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton _Porter Wayne & Dolly Rebecca_

"Waste Of Time (feat. Therese Johansson)" Elias & The Wizzkids _Just Do It!_

"Time's A Wasting" The Fuller Brothers _The Golden Torch Story (A Collection Of 30 Classic Northern Soul Shakers)_

"Time Wasting" Baby Charles _Soulshaker Vol. 5_

"Am I Wasting My Time" Eli "Paperboy" Reed & The True Loves _Roll With You_

interview with heavy metal guy Robin Shank about his Youtube series "Wasted Time"

"Don't Waste My Time" The Sinceres _The Deepest Soul_

"Wastin' My Time" Creation _Creation_

"Baby, Baby Don't Waste My Time" Gladys Knight & The Pips _Touch_

"Don't Waste My Time" Jerry Washington _The Northern Soul Of Miami_

"I Love Wastin' Time With You" The Brecker Brothers _Back To Back_

interview with columnist Millicent Post about her book Don't Waste Time

"Don't Waste My Time" The Daughters Of Eve _Girls In The Garage Vol. 1_

"Waste Of Time" The Turncoats _The Fridge Freezer EP_

"Why Waste Time" Caramel _Punkpopgaragemods_

"Waste Of Time" Dropper _Don't Talk To Me_

"The Time You Wasted" Chicpeas _Summerbaby EP_

conclusion & goodbye

"Don't Waste Your Time" The Five Stairsteps _The Five Stairsteps_

"Waste Of Time" Eddie Spaghetti _The Value Of Nothing_

"Don't Waste My Time" Cy Dune _Against Face_

"Wasting Time" The Glazzies _Kill Me Kindly_

Whither Wasting Time?

(image from here)

Self Help Radio's theme this week is "wasting time."  Is it because listening to Self Help Radio is a waste of time?  Or is it because in general listening to the radio is a waste of time?  Could it be that listening itself is a waste of time, what with all the thoughts that consume you that demand your complete attention?

Further, what possibly can be accomplished listening a show about wasting time?  Isn't that by definition wasting time?  Aren't we at this moment wasting time just talking about wasting time, promoting something that promises to focus exclusively on wasting time?  Do we have the time to waste wasting time on something that's going to be three hours of wasting time?

Please waste your time answering all seven questions above in "short response" format - no more than a paragraph please - & have your papers ready to turn in when the show airs, tonight from midnight to 3am, on 90.7fm in Portland, & online at kboo.fm.  We will accept your assignments no later than 2:50am.  & as for grades, well, I probably won't waste time grading them.  Sorry.

Preface To Wasting Time: Top Wastes Of Time

(Wish I knew where I found this! Schulz would not be pleased.)

We conducted an informal poll amongst ourselves, my pets & I, to determine things we do that are a waste of time.  These are they, in no particular order, because it was hard enough agreeing on the whole thing with them, I didn't dare try to rank them.

The first two: Interacting with the cats (say the dogs)/Tolerating the dogs (say the cats).

They're mortal enemies & pretending anything different is, according to them, a waste of time.

Next: trying to get one's life organized.

What a waste of time!  Just put post-it notes everywhere & hope they don't fly away.  Spending hours each week to organize an online calendar is a waste of time.  The pets ask me what time is, anyway.

Next: doing anything other than eating meals.

It was unanimous that the time spent between eating, sometimes including sleep, is a waste of time.  I am aware that if I ate all the time, it would lead me to be even more unhealthy than I already am, so I do my best not to eat all the time, but this logic is lost on the animals.  Who tell me at the moment they are fucking hungry.

Plus: making radio shows.

Yes, I have fun doing this, but virtually no one listens to the radio shows I make, & almost certainly they find when they listen it's a waste of time, so naturally I am wasting an extraordinary amount of time putting these fuckers together.

Penultimately: writing in this blog.

If no one listens to my shows, a negative amount of people don't read this blog.  It's true!  No one has read my last two entries.  Perhaps no one will read this one.  It certainly feels like a waste of time.

Finally: everything but eating & sleeping.

The animals talked it over, & they've decided that everything but eating & sleeping is a waste of time.  So I need to feed them now because they need their twelve hours' beauty sleep.

The Welcome Back

On August 13, 2016, we'd been back in Texas for less than two weeks.  It had not been a happy return - my wife hated the house we rented & we were unaccustomed to the heat - the high on August 13, 2016 (which was also a Saturday) was 95 degrees.  We had gotten into the habit of waking early to walk the dogs before the heat became too punishing - & the concrete too hot for their delicate paws.

But one thing I noticed - even more than in Kentucky - was the gun culture.  Not only would I see more people carrying guns - you know, in holsters, on their belts - but there were constant threats of gun violence, like the one above, taken on this day in 2016 - it's trying to be cutesy, but it's actually terrifying.  "We don't call 911."  Not even if someone in the house is having a health emergency?  You just shoot them?

We were both hopeful things would work out in Texas.  I was hoping to help a little with my mother, who was still living alone.  My wife was hoping she'd enjoy her new department.  We both were glad to leave Kentucky, a place which we enjoyed living in but was, you know, Kentucky.  We were willing to try.  & to be fair, we gave it almost three years.  Fort Worth did not deserve three years of my life.

Spring Was Lovely This Year

Over on my personal Facebook page but also on the Self Help Radio Tumblr I've been sharing some of the lovely pictures of spring that I took this year.  It's a bit dry in Portland town these days, it's nice to go back & see some of the pretty things that populated my walks starting in late February.  Enjoy a few of these:

Maybe more soon?

Self Help Radio 080922: Attics

What might happen on a radio show about attics?  I mean, you know, besides all the songs about attics?  Might a phrogger be hiding in the attic above?  Might someone who cleans attics send you some cookies (ginger snaps)?  Might a friend living alone in an attic suddenly seem hopelessly out of reach?  Might a ghost call in?  Might a slam poet slam?  Might these things happen?  Might they?

Or is it "may"?  I can never remember.

Self Help Radio had a show about attics this Tuesday morning.  Sadly, it wasn't programmed from an attic.  But it was as if it had been programmed from an attic.  So.  There's that.

You can listen now at the KBOO website.  You can listen & also download the show at the Self Help Radio website.  Remember the username SHR & the password selfhelp.  Nearly everything that happened on the show is listed below.  Now.  Where's that ladder?  Hey!  Someone took the attic ladder!

Self Help Radio Attics Show

"The Attic" Woo _Whichever Way You Are Going, You Are Going Wrong_

"Attic" Swoon 23 _The Legendary Ether Pony_

"The Attic" Paul Weller _Sonik Kicks_

introduction & definitions - featuring the Definition-O-Tron 3000

"With My Daddy In The Attic" Dory Previn _On My Way To Where_

"Problem Attics" The Gist _Embrace The Herd_

"Attic Room" Casiotone For The Painfully Alone _Twinkle Echo_

"Attic" Furry Things _The Big Saturday Illusion_

"The Attic" In Camera _13 (Lucky For Some)_

interview with attic cleaner Marybeth Campbell

"Attic Of My Mind" Deanna & The Here & Now Singers _Isolation_

"I'm A Dirty Attic" Cate Le Bon _Crab Day_

"Attic" Talking About Flying _Shipwreck Day (A Knw-Yr-Own Compilation)_

"Flowers In The Attic" The Jezabels _Synthia_

"Hero In Attic" R. Stevie Moore _State Of Affairs_

interview with phrogging expert Qourtney

"She Means Everything To Me" Louis Philippe _A Kiss In The Funhouse_

"Rats In The Attic" Juliana Hatfield _Made In China_

"Toys In The Attic" R.E.M. _Dead Letter Office_

"Attics" Soul Merchants _1985-1987_

"In The Attic" Attrition _Demonstro: 1982-85_

interview with attic show promoter Jarvis Giorgio

"The Attic" Van Dyke Parks _Song Cycle_

"Attic Plan" The Pastels _Illumination_

"The Attic Walk" Adventures In Stereo _Adventures In Stereo_

"Devil In The Attic (feat. MC Chris)" MC Frontalot _Question Bedtime_

"In Hope Of Witchless Attics" Alias _Habitat_

interview with my friend Chad

"Toys In The Attic (feat. The Paulette Sisters)" Dennis Regor _Toys In The Attic_

"In The Attic" Wendy Flower _New_

"The Attic" The Marshmallow Ghosts _The Marshmallow Ghosts_

"Pigeons In The Attic Room" Everything But The Girl _Like The Deserts Miss The Rain_

"Expensive Attic" June Panic _Hope You Fail Better_

interview with attic realtor Louis Zahn

"Toys In Her Attic" The King's English _Psychedelic States: Ohio In The 60s Vol. 1_

"Attic" Arcwelder _Xerxes_

"Mrs. Vaughn's Attic" Steve Cook _The Haunting Of Northwest Michigan_

"Into The Attic" Run On _On/Off_

"Parent's Attic" Carnivores _If I'm Ancient_

conclusion & goodbye

"Attic Lights" Atlas Sound _Logos_

"A Light In The Attic" Shel Silverstein _A Light In The Attic_

"Attic Fan" The ACBs _Little Leaves_

"The Attic" Smile Smile _Truth On Tape_

"Attic" Harrys Gym _Harrys Gym_

Whither Attics?

Attics are delightful & creepy. They're mysterious & a bit frightening. I wish I had grown up with an attic to play in. & I wish at some point, like in college, I had lived in an attic that was drafty in the winter & stifling in the summer.  Chatterton died in an attic, you know.

The reason for doing an attic show is because I felt it was time to return to a place - I had enjoyed making the apartment show I did a couple months back - & specifically I wondered - were there lots of songs about attics?  Plus, I had already done a show about basements a couple of years ago.

Are there enough songs about attics to fill a three hour show?  Are there interesting people I can talk to about attics as well?  Is there someone locked in an attic who needs a show about attics right now?  I can't answer the last question, but for the first two, find out tonight from midnight to 3am on 90.7fm in Portland & online everywhere at kboo.fm.  Just watch out for the cobwebs.  & did you hear something squeak?

Preface To Attics: I Once Had An Attic

& it looked like that.

This was when we lived in Huntington, West Virginia, from the summer of 2009 to the summer of 2010.  It was quite a big attic - it was used by the previous owners as a family room - basically it was the third floor of the house - but as you can see, it had a wall unit for air conditioning & as far as I can remember no heating.  Plus, you know, it was the third floor of the house.  I stored my records & CDs up there & it was a fucking pain to climb two flights of stairs to get to them.  & I don't think the wi-fi worked up there either.

Initially, though, it felt kinda cool to have an attic.  I might have liked it more if I had been a kid & it was my room.

One thing, though: I'm glad it was free of bats & spiders & all that.  That might mean it wasn't quite a proper attic, but as probably the only attic I'll ever have in my lifetime, that suits me fine.
 

Three Snapshots Of August 6, 2017

Five years ago, I was living in Fort Worth, Texas.  Summers in Texas are brutal.  Possibly on our morning walk, I took this picture, which I titled, "It's Hot."

At some point that day, a ruckus in the backyard (ie, my dog Pauline barking like crazy) alerted me & caused me to come take a look.  I found a possum which I thought might be dead but also, it might be - that thing they do - when they pretend they're dead - I know we call it "playing possum" but I forget what they call it.  Anyway, here's one of them completely fooling Pauline:

Yes, I checked later - it was gone.

Finally, on this very hot day - according to the internets, the high was 99 degrees that day - but weather in Texas was quite volatile - I took this picture from our front window as the sun fell.

It's lucky to have these pictures.  August 6, 2017, was a Sunday & I have no real memories about that day.  These remind me of something at the very least.

Fire On My Street

Behold! A page from a neighborhood newspaper called The Bee, which is online here, reported on a fire that happened ON MY STREET it's true, on July 1, over a month ago.  The report in the print version is reproduced above, & my wife told me she couldn't find an online version.  She didn't look around enough, because the web version is here.

When it happened, I was a little hungover & chose to sleep through it all.  I regret it now - but in my defense how could I have known it would be the most exciting thing to happen on my street in years?  I mean, even with the fire engines & ambulances?

At this point, I'd like to focus on the fellow who wrote the article - David F. Ashton.  There is surprising little about him online.  There's a Twitter page - with no content - just this alluring photo:

Holy shit, why don't we know more about this news legend?  I regret missing him as he grilled the fire people & the local folk for his article!

Recently a moving pod thing has appeared in the driveway of the house - the garage is basically a mosaic of boards - the aluminum cans have been removed - maybe redeemed? - so it appears the renters must leave.  It's a shame.  They have a grumpy rottweiler I always wanted to befriend.

But more importantly - can I get David F. Ashton on my show?  Does he search himself on search engines?  Wouldn't that be excellent?

Self Help Radio 080222: The Middle

(I tried to get the bear right in the middle...)

Thinking about the middle things that are not represented on this show - the Middle Way (in Buddhism), the Middle Passage (in the horrors of history), the Middle Ages (maybe not as horrible as we were led to believe?), I realize that this week's show, an exploration of "the middle," might not have done too terribly good a job.  But what can we do now?  It's already happened!  & in the middle of the night!

Best be satisfied with middle schools in the middle of the road, middle names stuck or caught in the middle, the middle class finding themselves in the middle of nowhere.  I even managed to sneak in a song about the Mediterranean Sea, whose name (Mediterranean) can be understood to mean "the sea in the middle of the world."  But what we focused on most were middle children - all the guests on the show were middle kids!

You can listen to the show - maybe you should start somewhere in the middle - at either the KBOO website or at the Self Help Radio website.  As always, if you choose the latter, remember the username (SHR) & password (selfhelp).  Everything that happens on the show is below.

Now! To take a nap in the middle of the day!

Self Help Radio The Middle Show

"Welcome To The Middle" The Grates _Secret Rituals_

"Bump'n From The Middle" Act 1 _Act 1_

"Sad Middle" Islands _Ski Mask_

introduction & definitions

"Smack Dab In The Middle" Ray Charles _Genius & Soul: The 50th Anniversary Collection_

"In The Middle Of A Kiss" Julie London with Pete King & His Orchestra _London By Night_

"Middle Is Gold" Mates Of State _Team Boo_

"Middle Of" Melkbelly _Nothing Valley_

"Game Is My Middle Name" Betty Davis _Betty Davis_

interview with former child actor Oliver Castle, star of "The Middle Child"

"Both Ends Against The Middle" Jackie Moore _Crème De La Crème Two_

"Monie In The Middle" Monie Love _The Message - The History Of Rap_

"Lost In The Middle" Secret Shine _Under The Bridge_

"Middle Of The Road" Denim _Back In Denim_

"Middle Of The Road" The Pretenders _Learning To Crawl_

interview with middle child Tabitha Little

"Piggy In The Middle" The Rutles _The Rutles_

"Stuck In The Middle" Astropupees _You Win The Bride_

"The Message In The Middle Of The Bottom" Chaka Khan _Chaka_

"In The Middle Of It All" Arthur Alexander _Arthur Alexander_

"Middle Man" John Prine _Common Sense_

interview with therapist of middle children Maury Rovitch

"Middle Class Revolt" The Fall _Middle Class Revolt_

"Middle-Class Heroes" The Divine Comedy _Casanova_

"Middle Class Hero" Dave Derby _Even Further Behind_

"In The Middle Of The Night" Ben E. King _Seven Letters_

"Love In The Middle" Ruthie Foster _The Truth According To Ruthie Foster_

interview with middle child Christopher Bridger

"Caught In The Middle" Alex The Astronaut _The Theory Of Absolutely Nothing_

"The Loneliness Of A Middle-Distance Runner" Belle & Sebastian _Push Barman To Open Old Wounds_

"Hotel Marquis De Sade" Momus _Monsters Of Love: Singles 1985-90_

"Middle School/Quiet Coyote" Andy Beningo _Quiet Coyote_

"Middle School" Ting Tang Tina _Love Is Trippy_

interview with middle child Jeff Jarvis

"In The Middle Of The House" Alma Cogan _Hello Children Everywhere_

"In The Middle, In The Middle, In The Middle" NYS Department Of Safety _TeeVee Toons: The Commercials_

"In The Middle" Lavender Diamond _Now Is The Time_

"Middle Of Nowhere" Brothers In Law _Raise_

"Middle Of Nowhere" Hot Hot Heat _Elevator_

conclusion & goodbye

"My Middle Name Is The Blues" Abner Jay _Last Ole Ministrel Man_

"Middle Child" Sallie Ford _Soul Sick_

"Middle Of Life" Eleanor Underhill _Land Of The Living_

"Middle Of The House" French For Rabbits _The Overflow_

"Middle Eastern Potentate" The Cannanes _Witchetty Pole_

"Middle Of Next Week" The Rosehips _The Rosehips_

Whither The Middle?

(image from here.)

Tonight's Self Help Radio on KBOO has the theme "the middle."  What might that mean?  Middle of the road (as pictured above)?  Middle school?  Middle age - or the Middle Ages?  Middle children?  (Yeah, definitely that one.)  Middle names?  The Middle East?  (Probably not a lot of that.)  The middle of the night?  Caught in the middle?  Stuck in the middle?  In the middle?

All this & perhaps more, although one doesn't want to overpromise.  The middle is the average, the middle is not the extreme, so we'll play it safe & say it will be a middling show.  Fair to middling.  In fact, the show is on in the middle of the night!  & that's where the idea for the show came from.  Someone asked me if it was hard to do a show in the middle of the night & then suggested "middle of the night" would be a good theme.  & I said, "Maybe just middle?"  & the seed planted then bears fruit tonight.

In you're in Portland, it's on 90.7 fm - not really the middle of the dial, sorry - & online at kboo.fm - which might just be in the middle of the world wide web.   It's on midnight to 3am - hey! I said the middle of the night didn't I?

Preface To The Middle: Middle School

(My old middle school is no longer a middle school. Image from Gurple Marps.)

Memorial Middle School was my middle school, which I attended for three grades, 6th, 7th, & 8th, from I think 1979 to 1982.  I've talked about some of my experiences previously on this blog, I think you can search "middle school" to find those posts if you want.  I know you don't want.  I also don't want to link to those posts.

When I was in high school, I was sort of friends with my American History teacher sort of.  Ultimately I don't think he liked me much, nor understood me, & he definitely hated lots of aspects of my personality.  He took a couple other students under his wing & changed their lives - mostly I think in religious thought - but he never tried that with me.  Around the time I started at Memorial, it had recently changed the nature of the grades there.  According to this historical report:

In the 1970s the educational trend to combine grades sixth, seventh, & eighth into a middle school was instrumental in the first name change for Memorial. As a result, ninth grade students were moved to the high schools, & grade six was moved away from elementary schools. Subsequently, the name for the school became Memorial Middle School.

The reason I brought up my old American History teacher is that he hated that decision.  He felt that ninth graders - you know, fourteen years olds - should emphatically not be in high school.  They were too immature.  They were still being tossed & turned by their hormones.  I guess he was happiest when middle schools were grades seven through nine.

My own memories are that seventh grade was a particularly awful year for me.  But on the whole I don't know if I had any really good years at Memorial.  I know only one thing: teachers who choose to teach at middle schools seem to me either incredibly brave or incredibly masochistic.  We were awful, all of us.  To a child.  Our bodies were changing, no one was explaining anything to us, & even if someone had, most of us couldn't have really understood it.

When I have met middle school teachers, I always ask them, right away, "Are you okay?"  I assume they're suffering from PTSD or something.

There will be middle school songs I think on the show tomorrow.  But it won't be my focus.  It was just that the first "middle" I thought of was school - when really, you know, it should be "middle age."

Movies About Ponies

(image from the IMDb)

It was one of those happy weeks this past week when our resident cinephile Chuck came by to talk about movies having some content which related to this week's theme - which was ponies.

Don't listen if you haven't already listened!  Good golly!  Go now to either kboo.fm or at selfhelpradio.net & catch up.  You don't have to listen to the whole durn thing - just Chuck's segment - which happens a little past halfway - but then you can take advantage of the following links to see the films he talked about & find out more information about them

Here is the IMDb search of movies tagged with "pony."
Here is his YouTube playlist with movies to watch for free - including some movies he discussed.
Here is the IMDb list of some films available for free elsewhere.
& if you want more Chuck, check out his Letterboxd reviews.

Follow Chuck on Twitter - he'll tell you what he's currently watching - & he'll let you know when next he appears on Self Help Radio!

Books About Ponies

(all images from Goodreads)

This week on the show - our show about ponies - we had a very welcome visit by our favorite librarian, Carole, to talk about books featuring ponies.  Above you can see the covers of the books she talked about, but they were in fact:

My Little Pony/Transformers: Friendship In Disguise by Ian Flynn, James Asmus, Sam Maggs, Tony Fleecs, & Jack Lawrence

Who Named Their Pony Macaroni? Poems About White House Pets by Marilyn Singer & Ryan McAmis

Snow Pony & The Seven Miniature Ponies by Christian Trimmer & Jessie Sima

But you might have missed the show?  Luckily for you, it's at both the Self Help Radio website & the KBOO website.  I believe the interview with Carole is at the end of the first hour.

Everything she recommends is awesome - so check them out!

Self Help Radio 072622: Ponies

(Original image here.)

Looking around the interwebs, I couldn't find an answer to the question, What do kids want more, a dog or a pony?  I can say with confidence that as a kid, I wanted both, & a cat, & a snake, & a turtle too if possible.  That I would not have taken very good care of them is not something my family was prepared to tell me, so they opted not to get me any of those.  Also, we were very poor.  We lived in apartments.  A dog would be hard enough - a pony would have been miserable.  If not impossible.

The best I can have now, & maybe you too, is a radio show about ponies.  Luckily there are lots of songs about ponies & I was able to talk to lots of folks about pony-related subjects (see below).  While I somehow couldn't fit in any songs referencing dog & pony shows, I did have a few cowboy & cowgirl tunes as well as some ponytail songs.  & at least one "one trick pony" song.  But the star of the show was that diminutive creature which seems so much sweeter & cuter than the average horse.  Oh damn it all!  I still want a pony!

Listen to the show now either at the KBOO website or at the Self Help Radio website.  At the SHR website you'll need a username & a password, which are SHR & selfhelp.  Every song I play & what happens during the show is noted below.

Saddle up!

Self Help Radio Ponies Show

"Pony Time" Chubby Checker _Let's Twist Again (The World Of Chubby Checker)_

"Ride Your Pony" Betty Harris _The Lost Queen Of New Orleans Soul_

"I Want A Pony" Krause _No Guts, No Glory_

introduction & definitions

"Little Pony" Lambert, Hendricks, & Ross _Sing A Song Of Basie_

"Pony In The Night" Ed Schrader's Music Beat _Nightclub Daydreaming_

"Pony" Annette Peacock _I'm The One_

"Pony" Tom Waits _Mule Variations_

"Stone Pony Blues" Charley Patton _Complete Recordings 1929-1934_

interview with my friend Jarvis, who has a pony

"Pony Tail" T-Bone Walker _The Complete Imperial Recordings: 1950-1954_

"Pony Tail Girl" Glenn Garrison _Bison Bop: The Bop That Never Stopped - For A Real Rockin' Cat Volume 7_

"Ponytails" Anna Oxygen _All Your Faded Things_

"Ponytail" Pins _Hot Slick_

"White Horse" Laid Back _...Keep Smiling_

our favorite librarian Carole comes by to talk about pony books

"Mysterious Pony" Emperor Penguin _Mysterious Pony_

"Art School Pony" Tennis Pro _Are You There God? It's Me, Tennis Pro_

"Hey Pony" Hédika _Belles! Belles! Belles! 1961-1968_

"I Want A Pony" Candypants _Candypants_

"I Want A Pony" Amanda Applewood _I Love Boys_

interview with new Pony Express founder Mark Vega

"(Blame It) On the Pony Express" Johnny Johnson & The Bandwagon _Soul Survivor_

"Pony Express" Jack Frost _Snow Job_

"A Cowboy's Best Friend Is His Pony" Wilf Carter _Cowboy Songs_

"My Poncho Pony" Patsy Montana _Flowers In The Wildwood (Women In Early Country Music 1923-1939)_

"Pony Blues" Son House _The Original Delta Blues_

our resident cinephile Chuck stops by to talk about movies featuring ponies

"Pony St." Elvis Costello _Brutal Youth_

"Ponyoak" Kleenex Girl Wonder _Graham Smith Is The Coolest Person Alive_

"Pony Song" Salem 66 _Salem 66_

"Red Pony" The Triffids _Treeless Plain_

"New Pony" Bob Dylan _Street-Legal_

interview with Clay Brony, pony ride entrepreneur

"Saddle My Pony" Howlin' Wolf _The Chronological Howlin' Wolf 1952-1953_

"My Rifle, My Pony, & Me" Elle Belga _Little Darla Has A Treat For You V.27: Eternal Spring Edition_

"Dig A Pony" The Beatles _Let It Be_

"Little Pony" BMX Bandits _Serious Drugs: The Creation Anthology_

"Tony The Pony" Morrissey _The HMV/Parlophone Singles 88-95_

conclusion & goodbye

"Pony Club" The Limp _Can't Stop It! Australian Post-Punk 1978-1982_

"Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?" Ween _Chocolate & Cheese_

"Waltz For Pony" Boy _Mutual Friends_

"Little Abigail & The Beautiful Pony" Shel Silverstein _A Light In The Attic_

"One Trick Ponies" Kurt Vile _Bottle It In_

"Pony Ony O" Mean Lady _Love Now_

Whither Ponies?

(Found on the internet many years ago, can't remember where.)

A few years back, someone asked me if I had ever done a Self Help Radio episode about horses.  "Horses!" I said. "Oh dear no!  Imagine how many songs there must be about horses!" I was thinking about that requests (I can't remember who made the request though) a few weeks ago when I had stumbled onto another theme for which they were too many songs.

It may seem to you that the more general a theme, the easier the task, since you can pick from a wider assortment of tunes. But that is not the case when one is a completist with not a little bit of an obsessive-compulsive streak.  Ultimately the general themes torture me.  I need to whittle them down.

Thus, my mind went, "That was a tough one, too many songs to go through, glad I'm not doing that again for a while, like the time that person requested horses, holy crap that would be a lot of songs, I don't know if I'd ever do a show about horses, imagine, but if I had to, maybe I could do a show about a type of horse, or perhaps donkeys, or mules, or hey! what about ponies?" My mind began to think of songs for such a show.

How that is resolved you can discover tonight on 90.7fm KBOO Portland, online at kboo.fm, from midnight to 3am. A show about ponies from someone who's never spent much time with ponies. The magic of radio!

Preface To Ponies: My Little Pony

(Cute! Image from here.)

Wikipedia tells me, "My Pretty Pony is a pony figurine introduced by Hasbro in 1981 that was created by illustrator Bonnie Zacherle & sculptor Charles Muenchinger. My Pretty Pony is a ten-inch-tall hard plastic figurine that can wiggle its ears, swish its tail, & wink one eye."

In 1981, I was thirteen & if you had asked me before I started writing this, I would have said I was still watching cartoons on Saturday morning television.  But maybe I wasn't - or maybe I just slept in on the weekends, because I don't really remember watching many of the shows from this schedule, also courtesy the Wikipedia:

Wow, I think I would've loved the Kid Super Power Hour with Shazam! But looking at the episode page, I have no memory of it, or Hero High.  I probably would not have been very enamored with Laverne & Shirley In The Army, though. Anyway, I do know that I did watch some Saturday morning television because I have a distinct memory of the first commercial from this Youtube Collection Of My Little Pony Commercials.

Above I noted that the little pony was cute.  It was not an opinion I had nor I would've shared if I had had it when I first saw the My Little Ponies.  Obviously they were marketed toward little girls.  & while at 13 I might have had much more in common with your average little girl than boys my age, I really was more into Star Wars & Star Trek & comic books than My Little Ponys.

Perhaps we'll talk a little bit about them on the show tomorrow.  They have been around for generations & continue to thrive, as far as I can tell.  After the show though, I probably won't think much about them ever again.