Random thoughts & other unrelated information from the dude who does "Self Help Radio" - a radio show which originated in Austin, Texas & now makes noise in Portland, Oregon. Listen to new & old shows & look at playlists at selfhelpradio.net.
Monday, April 19, 2021
Whither Paris?
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Preface To Paris: The Name Of The City
Saturday, April 17, 2021
Pictures Of Paris, 2007
Friday, April 16, 2021
Lost In Paris
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Self Help Radio 041321: A Calm Show
Is this the calm after the storm? Is that a thing? Who knows.
interview with Hollywood Meditation Coach Denver Smith
Monday, April 12, 2021
Whither A Calm Show?
Sunday, April 11, 2021
Preface To A Calm Show: The Shit I Find
Here's something I found online: "Oddly Satisfying Video That Calms You Down"
This is the pitch: "Have you ever seen something that makes your skin tingle & for some unknown reason provides you with a sense of unbridled peace & happiness? Gears working in perfect synchronization, a cake frosted with absolute precision, mouth-watering chocolate, balls of fish & marbles rolling so smoothly it hurts. Something that is just...satisfying? Well here's exactly ten solid minutes of that feeling."
Balls of fish?
Have a look, tell me what you think:
(For some reason, I can't embed the video. You can find it by clicking this sentence.)
Was it in fact oddly satisfying? Not really. Was it kind of weird? Oh yes.
& that's why I'm sharing it. The "calm down" content wasn't there, but I do appreciate weirdness. I appreciate taking aim & missing by a mile. & I appreciate when someone says "balls of fish" like it's not only a thing but that they roll "so smoothly it hurts."
Please enjoy.
Saturday, April 10, 2021
Bojingles' Story
The neighbor who was willing to adopt him has gone the extra mile & has spoken with Red. She told me that tomorrow they are taking him to be microchipped, although I am not certain her current address is going to be any kind of permanent address. I can't complain, though - she's doing more than I have offered to do.
Friday, April 09, 2021
There's A Story About This Little Guy
Tuesday, April 06, 2021
Self Help Radio 040621: Sunflower
Monday, April 05, 2021
Whither Sunflower?
Sunday, April 04, 2021
Preface To Sunflower: My Favorite Sunflower Pic
Of the ones I've taken, I mean. I call this "Sunflower & Moon."
Saturday, April 03, 2021
What? More Pics Of Sunflowers?
It's true. That's what the show's about this week. So here are some more photos I've taken of this most photogenic plant.
Friday, April 02, 2021
Someone Sure Takes A Lot Of Pictures Of Sunflowers
You might know that I post my amateurish photographs over at the Self Help Radio Tumblr Page. I started the Tumblr blog & didn't know what to use it for, so I just started putting pictures I took there.
Anyway, I thought I'd share some sunflower pictures here that I might have posted there. Like these three from many years ago:
Tuesday, March 30, 2021
Self Help Radio 033021: Cinnamon
Monday, March 29, 2021
Whither Cinnamon?
Sunday, March 28, 2021
Preface To Cinnamon: Cinnamon Challenge
Check this shiz out: "The cinnamon challenge is a viral internet food challenge. The premise of the challenge is that one films themself eating a spoonful of ground cinnamon in under 60 seconds without drinking anything, with the video being uploaded to the internet as evidence."
Cool, thanks Wikipedia! Oh no, you're going to be a downer aren't you: "The challenge is difficult & carries substantial health risks because the cinnamon coats & dries the mouth & throat, resulting in coughing, gagging, vomiting, & inhalation of cinnamon, which can in turn lead to throat irritation, breathing difficulties, & risk of pneumonia or a collapsed lung."
Collapsed lung?!? You can read more at the Wikipedia. I paid almost no attention to this & very little even now as I'm about to do a show about cinnamon. Like that ice bucket thing, I thought this was recent but the Wikipedia says different:
"The challenge has been described online since 2001, & increased in popularity in 2007, peaking abruptly in January 2012 & falling off almost as sharply through the first half of that year, then tapering off almost to its previous level by 2014. By 2010, many people had posted videos of themselves attempting this challenge on YouTube & other social networking websites. At the peak, Twitter mentions reached nearly 70,000 per day."
People are weird. Also, the phrase "viral internet food challenge" is concerning.
One thing I don't know is if Blogger lets you post animated gifs. Maybe it does, I don't know. But I'm not going to post any. Instead, I'll point you to this page of animated gifs related to the cinnamon challenge. Minutes of fun for the entire family!
Saturday, March 27, 2021
Possum
This picture was taken (by me) four years ago today. I called it "possum" although there are two possums in the picture (that we can see). It's a mother & her child. It was taken in my backyard in Fort Worth, & I was alerted to the strangeness of a nocturnal animal like a possum awake during the day & wandered across a wire by my dog Pauline, who totally lost her shit & got everyone in the house as excited as she was.
It wasn't the first time a possum showed up in our yard, & the other times Pauline & also Yoko attacked the poor marsupial. & it surely played possum. I was able to wrangle the dogs back into the house, & checked back later. The possum the dogs thought they'd dispatched? Gone.
Friday, March 26, 2021
Films With Tourists!
This week's Self Help Radio not only featured tons of songs about tourism, it also featured another delightful installment of Chuck's Happily Unsophisticated Cinema Korner in which our resident cinephile explored some films tagged both "tourists" along with "psychotronic"*. The segment aired on the show - did ya miss it? - no matter, you can listen again at either at Self Help Radio dot net or at kboo dot fm. Or both, if you're some kind of oddball & you can get them to synch up at the same time.
If you do listen, Chuck has very kindly prepared some supplemental materials for you:
Here's a list of movies on the IMDb tagged with "tourist" & psychotronic.
Here is Chuck's YouTube playlist of movies he talked about featuring tourists.
Here are his Letterboxd reviews of the tourist films.
We didn't get to it, because time, but Chuck also has a couple of links about spring break films (he's so topical):
List of Spring Break films.
YouTube Spring Break playlist.
Can one be a tourist on Twitter? Holy smokes I hope not.
*If you need a definition of 'psychotronic,' try this link: toward a definition of psychotronic film.
Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Self Help Radio 032321: Tourism
Monday, March 22, 2021
Whither Tourism?
Sunday, March 21, 2021
Preface To Tourism: Packaged Tours
Just a moment ago I was getting some samples from this odd YouTube video & it made me wonder if, when I traveled, I was a traveler or a tourist. For example, it says that travelers eat the local cuisine, while tourists seek out stuff that is familiar (I guess, like fast food from an international chain). It also says that travelers strike out on their own, while tourists go on tours with other tourists.
But what if you're a mixture of the two? I don't eat fast food in the States, why would I eat it abroad? But I also don't mind a tour if I think it might be fun - like the ones we took in Edinburgh & in Sydney. There was no chance of us renting a car in the short amount of time we had so hopping on a tour bus was the best option available to see large parts of the area. But before & after that, we explored both cities mostly by foot. I remember looking at my health app on my iPhone at the end of the day in Edinburgh & I had walked like ten miles & had over twenty thousand steps.
One supposes that "tourist" has negative connotations, which I hadn't considered when I thought about doing this show. I also found myself remembering I had done shows previously about holidays as well as travel, & of course the recent souvenirs*. They all seem to be of a piece with one another. I guess they could all be some mega-radio show, over eight hours long. A workday of radio about travel!
Anyway, the point is, except for a couple of snotty songs, I don't think this week's Self Help Radio will look down upon the tourist. Not intentionally. Because I don't think, generally, you're simply one or the other - I think you're often a mixture of both. At least by the definitions in that odd YouTube video. At least for me.
* One of my collaborators, Jon, made me feel bad about having a show about tourism so soon after souvenirs, so I delayed the show for three weeks.
Saturday, March 20, 2021
Bidnessman
This picture was taken (by me) seven years ago today. I called it "bidnessman." It was taken in Atlanta - I'm not entirely sure why we were in Atlanta but we were. Our hotel was nearby. We were walking the dogs, & I saw this fellow walking in front of us. I can't entirely be sure, but I believe the business he was walking in front of was some murky sex establishment advertising "live models." I would never go in a place like that. But I would stare at the facade & wonder what the hell actually went on there.
Friday, March 19, 2021
Films With Daggers!
This week's Self Help Radio not only featured tons of songs about daggers, it also had another installment of Chuck's Happily Unsophisticated Cinema Korner in which our resident cinephile explored some films tagged both "daggers" along with "psychotronic"*. You can listen to Chuck's segment on the episode both at Self Help Radio dot net & at kboo dot fm, & if you do, he has some supplemental materials for you:
Here's a list of movies on the IMDb tagged with "daggers" & psychotronic.
Here is Chuck's YouTube playlist of movies he's watched.
Here are his Letterboxd reviews of the dagger films.
*If you need a definition of 'psychotronic,' try this link: toward a definition of psychotronic film.
Tuesday, March 16, 2021
Self Help Radio 031621: Daggers
interview with dagger safety expert Garth Bell
interview with archaeologist Dr. Daniel Black
Monday, March 15, 2021
Whither Daggers?
Sunday, March 14, 2021
Preface To Daggers: Wait, Daggers?
Look, I know most of Self Help Radio makes no sense. Around 2006, a KOOP volunteer named Abigail reviewed my show for the station's peer review process & correctly asked, "Why does the show pick the topics it picks? What is the point?" It was a completely valid question & the answer is for the most part, "It just does."
Something has happened, however, since Self Help Radio has expanded to three hours. I am the first to say that I never imagined the show to be three hours long. Two hours is to me the appropriate length. & I know that was the length of the show on Freeform, but KBOO has more listeners, & I suppose I am a glutton for punishment, I want the show to be rejected & disdained by as many listeners as possible. But moving the show to KBOO meant I had to do the show for three hours. & so.
Two options present themselves. One, pick very broad topics - like "spring" or "cars" or "colors" - which will give you so many fucking choices you'll be listening to songs for days & days. Almost certainly this would be "the easy way out" - since there are so many songs to fit that general theme - but it would also mean more time spent listening to music. Which isn't itself bad. There are just so many hours in the day.
What I have gravitated toward, actually, is narrower themes. Themes that just might not fill three hours. Because, & I want to make this clear, I don't just happily play songs that fit the show's themes. I play songs that I like which fit the show's theme. I have a folder which has hours & hours of songs about birthdays, which I might play on the annual birthday show I do for my wife. But so many of those songs I just find execrable. I don't like them. Why would I play them on my show? I would not. I do not.
That becomes the challenge. Can I fill three hours with songs about a theme which happen to be songs I like? So far, so good. I think I have enough entertaining & catchy dagger songs for this week's show. But I want to stress: only just enough. This was not an easy theme.
There were some (in my opinion) pretty awful dagger songs I couldn't play. I won't play. In case you think I am literally throwing everything out there. No. No. If I were a more dickish person, I might list them. But no.























